I get it Chicago Bears fans, you’re in that terrible spot of seeing a sinking ship at Halas Hall and although there is just a small chance of somehow sneaking into the postseason you also can’t wait for Ryan Pace and Matt Nagy to get fired. At 5-6, the Bears host the Detroit Lions on Sunday and as much as you might hate to admit it, maybe it would be better if the Bears did just implode in 2020? Hey, at least they would end up with a higher draft pick. But no! Deep down, there’s no way you’re going to root against the Bears, especially not against the stinking Lions. So, here’s a way you’ll be guaranteed to not be upset after today’s game even if the Bears do end up losing.

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Double Primetime Winnings Betting Broncos vs. Chiefs

William Hill Sportsbook has a fun promotion for today’s Sunday Night Football matchup between the Denver Broncos and Kanas City Chiefs because who doesn’t love betting on the total? To qualify, you have to bet a minimum of $5 on the over/under for the Broncos vs. Chiefs which is now at 51.5 points. If you nail the wager, William Hill will credit 100% of your stake up to $20.

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Broncos vs. Chiefs Predictions

The Chiefs are 10-1 and still trying to catch the Pittsburgh Steelers for the number one seed in the AFC. So, there’s no way they’re overlooking anyone, even the 4-7 Broncos, who the Chiefs blew out 43-16 back in October.

Kansas City is a big favorite at home (-13.5, -110) vs. Denver and you’re going to want to lock that number right now before it goes back up to -14. You don’t want to get screwed over on a garbage-time touchdown that gives you a push when it’s been a blowout the entire game.

So yeah, give me the Chiefs -13.5. Patrick Mahomes is simply amazing and it’s also why I like the over on the total. Again, take advantage of William Hill double winnings bonus and bet the over 51.5 points at -110. The Chiefs are averaging about 32 points per game and the Broncos aren’t starting Kendall Hinton this week. Drew Lock is back and he has been an artist at playing awful in the first half and then putting up big numbers in the second half. I’m banking on a couple meaningless touchdowns in the fourth quarter from Lock to secure the over.

Week 13 Underdog Parlay

The Los Angeles Charges simply cannot be trusted. Ever. The Chargers are a 2-point favorite (-135) at home against the New England Patriots and I don’t care that Cam Newton is terrible now. Give me Bill Belichick against a rookie QB and the Patriots +2 at -110 and then you know what, you’re going to parlay that with the Washington Football Team +7 (-120) against the Steelers.

Washington has a great pass rush and let’s be real, Pittsburgh hasn’t exactly been the most dominating undefeated team.

So, let’s go with New England +2 (-110) and Washington +7 (-120)

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Favorite of the Week

Bears fans might be upset about Mitch Trubisky not living up to being the second overall pick in 2017, but at least Ryan Pace wasn’t dumb enough to give him an early extension. You know what’s worse than having a bad quarterback? Having a bad quarterback and then guaranteeing him more than $100 million to keep being bad.

Carson Wentz and the Philadelphia Eagles are atrocious and this week they’re going on the road to play the Green Bay Packers. I’m honestly surprised Green Bay isn’t favored by more and that’s why I have to take them at -8.5 (-110) over Philadelphia.

Packers -8.5 (-110) $110 bet = $210 payout ($100 winnings)