Thursday, December 7, 2023

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

Cubs Free Agent Signs with Division Rival

Chicago Cubs free agent Jeimer Candelario has signed with a division rival. Candelario, who played the last two...

Cubs Not Expected to Bid on $300 Million Pitcher (UPDATE)

Cubs Still in on Yamamoto Well, it wouldn’t be a Cubs rumor if there wasn’t an almost...

Local Insider Debunks National Cubs Rumors

The day of dunking on Bob Nightengale continues. Let's begin with the Shohei Ohtani rumors. Nightengale first proclaimed...

Jed Hoyer Chewed Out Bob Nightengale at Winter Meetings

USA Today's Bob Nightengale has had a doozy of a day reporting how the Chicago Cubs are...

Jed Hoyer Shoots Down Speculation Cubs Are Out of Shohei Ohtani Sweepstakes

So, Bob Nightengale has fans going crazy on Tuesday, first reporting that the Chicago Cubs are out...

Did the Cubs Lie About Being Serious Suitors for Shohei Ohtani?

Ohtani's Cost Too Much for Cubs? What the hell happened in the past couple of weeks? The Cubs...

Cubs Have Discussed Different Contract Proposals with Free Agent First Baseman

Cubs Discussing Different Contract Proposals with Hoskins According to MLB.com's Jon Morosi, the Chicago Cubs have continued their...

Cubs Player Surfaces in Trade Rumor That Points to Blockbuster Deal

I mean at this point, who the fuck knows what's happening, what to believe, who to believe...