Thursday, June 12, 2025

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.
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Chicago Cubs News & Rumors

Cubs Broadcast Really Did Show Justin Turner Celebrating with a Fake Ballsack

For a second there it looked like Marquee Sports Network inadvertently showed Cubs veteran Justin Turner celebrating...
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Justin Turner’s Fate with Cubs Heading into Trade Deadline

Justin Turner's fate with the Cubs heading into the trade deadline appears to be safe. Although the...
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Jed Hoyer Confirms Cubs Trade Rumors

The Chicago Cubs are running hot with the best bullpen in MLB since the middle of May,...
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Another Veteran Returns to Cubs After Looking for Better Opportunity Elsewhere

Veteran outfielder Greg Allen has returned to the Chicago Cubs a week after he was released. The...
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Ian Happ Responds to Idiotic Suggestion with a Bang

The Cubs have a rough week and everyone loses their damn mind. Fans want guys benched and...
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It Sure Did Sound Like Cubs Announcer Made Reference to Reese McGuire’s Embarrassing Arrest

In 2020, Reese McGuire was arrested in Florida and charged with a misdemeanor count of indecent exposure in his...
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Cubs Not Escaping Elite Pitching as Division Rival Calls Up Top Pitching Prospect

The Chicago Cubs have faced some elite pitching on their current road trip and they won't escape...
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Cubs Ace Nearing Return to Starting Rotation

Chicago Cubs ace Shōta Imanaga is nearing his return to the starting rotation after his first rehab...
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