Friday, June 2, 2023

Articles by

Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

The Most Vomit-Inducing Cubs Stat Maybe Ever

There so many times when we as fans see something a few times and make a giant...

The Most Underrated Prospect Who Can Help Cubs Offense

The Chicago Cubs had a hot month on offense in April, but like I and several others...

Cubs Lose Two Players to Free Agency

It is that time of the season when players who have not made it on to a...

Battle for Best Cubs Pitching Prospect Continues

Things weren't exactly good for the Chicago Cubs in May, ending the month 10-18, but since the...

Let’s Hope Justin Steele is Right

Justin Steele pitched three perfect innings against the Tampa Bay Rays on Wednesday, but he was pulled...

Everyone is to Blame For Another Brutal 1-Run Loss

The 2023 Chicago Cubs are getting pretty good at two really fucking annoying things, a bad bullpen...

Cubs Hit With Another Injury to Star Player

Well, even when things begin to look better for the Chicago Cubs something seems to pop up...

Cubs Outfielder Continues Destructive Path Toward Top Prospect Status

The Chicago Cubs have a bunch of exciting prospects at Double-A this season and believe it or...