Thursday, June 12, 2025

Articles by

Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

Cubs Broadcast Really Did Show Justin Turner Celebrating with a Fake Ballsack

For a second there it looked like Marquee Sports Network inadvertently showed Cubs veteran Justin Turner celebrating...

Justin Turner’s Fate with Cubs Heading into Trade Deadline

Justin Turner's fate with the Cubs heading into the trade deadline appears to be safe. Although the...

Jed Hoyer Confirms Cubs Trade Rumors

The Chicago Cubs are running hot with the best bullpen in MLB since the middle of May,...

Another Veteran Returns to Cubs After Looking for Better Opportunity Elsewhere

Veteran outfielder Greg Allen has returned to the Chicago Cubs a week after he was released. The...

Ian Happ Responds to Idiotic Suggestion with a Bang

The Cubs have a rough week and everyone loses their damn mind. Fans want guys benched and...

It Sure Did Sound Like Cubs Announcer Made Reference to Reese McGuire’s Embarrassing Arrest

In 2020, Reese McGuire was arrested in Florida and charged with a misdemeanor count of indecent exposure in his...

Cubs Not Escaping Elite Pitching as Division Rival Calls Up Top Pitching Prospect

The Chicago Cubs have faced some elite pitching on their current road trip and they won't escape...

Cubs Ace Nearing Return to Starting Rotation

Chicago Cubs ace Shōta Imanaga is nearing his return to the starting rotation after his first rehab...