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Aaron Rodgers Possibly Being Gay Isn’t A Joke

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There have been tons of rumors floating around the Internet claiming Aaron Rodgers is gay, and they started back in 2008. Most fans probably think this was a pathetic attempt to get attention by the media, but there’s actually a few very interesting reasons why people actually believe this rumor.

His “Roommate” Kevin Lanflisi

The base of the rumors started when Rodgers told the media he had a male roommate back in 2008, Kevin Lanflisi.

I’ve got a roommate, a guy I met in town. He works for the Packers now as an athletic trainer, but he was interning when I met him and we just hit it off.

Lanflisi was reportedly Rodgers’ assistant, roommate and according to strong rumors his lover. This quote got a lot of attention, from that same ’08 interview.

Our friendship goes a lot deeper than what we do.

A ‘friendship’ could mean anything, the fact that it goes ‘deep’ is what had people asking questions. This friendship apparently came with a ring! And not just any ring—the prestigious Super Bowl MVP ring which was awarded to Rodgers in 2011.

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Here’s a video of Rodgers talking affectionately of Lanflisi and the two at a banquet where Rodgers receives his MVP award:

It also shows off a batch of newly discovered tweets that portray a kind of familiarity between the two that falls–at least in the 140 word world–in that gray area somewhere between bromance and love affair.

This prompted a media storm to try and figure just out who Lanflisi was.

The Break Up

Was Aaron Rodgers once in a gay relationship with his one-time roommate and assistant Kevin Lanflisi? According to FameDriven.com, the two had a “falling out” after they had agreed to join a group of NFL players prepping to come out as gay over the summer. Then, 30-year-old Aaron backed out.

Over the years, the report points out, Kevin has posted numerous pictures of he and Aaron — which have now been removed. The two allegedly lived in Aaron’s Wisconsin home before the fight. Then Kevin moved to California.

Most said this was a publicity stunt to completely squash the rumors.

The Aftermath

Just because Lanflisi moved away doesn’t mean he’s over #12.

“Hello, by now I am sure you heard that NFL star Aaron Rodgers denied he is gay. However, Rodgers is lying, he is indeed gay, and is still very angry he got dumped by ex boyfriend Kevin Lanflisi. In fact, recently on ESPN radio, Rodgers told host Jason Wilde that he has a “seat filler” when attending awards shows. The “seat filler” comment was offensive and rude because Aaron made it seem like Kevin meant nothing to him. Meanwhile, on twitter on February 25th 2014, Kevin retweeted a cryptic tweet saying Aaron was ungrateful since he “helped” him. These two definitely have a torch for reach other. – TerezOwens.com

It would almost appear as if somebody was trying to tell Lanflisi to shut up.

Olivia Munn Relationship

Then, all of a sudden, out of the blue, Rodgers and Olivia Munn were in a hot and heated relationship for the tabloids to feast on. They appeared in public everywhere together and even got a puppy.

Happy Father's Day to the best dad any puppy could ask for 🐶💙🏆#thedogfather #adoptdontshop #rescue

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Was this an attempt for Rodgers to squash the rumors once again? Apparenty Taylor Swift wasn’t available.

Aaron has tried extremely hard to get back his ‘Straight Guy’ image. His PR people have gotten US Weekly to write a bogus article last month linking him to Taylor Swift.

After starting up his relationship with Munn, and being seen all over America during the NCAA Final Four Championships as a couple, people forgot about the rumors. Rodgers also addressed the gay rumors on the radio.

“I mean there’s always gonna be silly stuff out there in the media, that you just can’t worry too much about and I don’t, so just keep on truckin’. There should be professional is professional, and personal is personal, which is how I’m going to keep it, ” Rodgers said.

Wait a second, what does that mean? Obviously he’s not saying no.

Listen here.

Coincidentally enough, Rodgers and Munn are apparently breaking up because Munn is ‘jealous’ of Rodgers. Is she really jealous, or does she suspect he’s gay too?

The Debate Rages On

With no clear answer presented to the media, nobody really knows if Rodgers is indeed gay, or not. No matter what you really think, there’s some interesting EVIDENCE that say he is. If you look at the pattern of events leading up to his public relationship with Munn, it’s clear something was going on. Then examine the bitterness from Lanflisi toward Rodgers, as well as all the social media innuendos, it’s very clear something is missing from the story.

“I’m just going to say I’m not gay, ” Rodgers said on 540 WAUK-AM in Milwaukee. “I really, really like women. That’s all I can really say about that.”

That’s one side.

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That’s the other side.

Which one do you believe?

Hopefully everything works out for #12, the life of a celebrity isn’t always easy.

PICS: The Lebron James Hair Transplant Experiment Has Been A Disaster

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Has Lebron James had a hair transplant? I guess it depends on who you ask. The four-time MVP has serious hair line problems, and things have been getting worse. It’s been a topic of discussion for years now, but some people think The King has already taken matters into his own hands.

Take a look at this picture from March.

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It’s pretty clear #23 has a lot of missing hair follicles, makes you wonder why he isn’t the spokesperson for Rogaine yet?

The original rumors about the Lebron James hair transplant started at the All-Star Game in 2013, check out this picture of his forehead. (I mean sixhead)

LeBron James showing clear signs of thinning hair

Later in the year, James did an interview with CNN, not too long after the All-Star Game, and things were different. Miraculously, it seemed like Lebron’s hair, all of a sudden, wasn’t running away from his face.

LeBron James on CNN

That’s when the hair transplant rumors started to roll in. Apparently there are many scalp concealers out there, and Lebron is supposedly using a few of them. He would never admit this or endorse a product though.

The question is, why not? It could be an instant revenue opportunity for him.

It’s probably because tons of memes like this would continue to pop up all over the Internet.

It’s like, one second he has hair and the next he doesn’t. POOF! It’s just gone.

Apparently, money can’t buy you everything.

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The Origin of Smokin’ Jay Cutler

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How many times have you seen a picture of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler with a cigarette in his mouth and wondered where it came from? The term “Smokin’ Jay Cutler” has become synonymous in Chicago with #6 since it’s creation back in 2012, and fans have loved every second of it.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler Tumblr Site

According to the official website, SmokinJayCutler.tumblr.com, the creator of Smokin’ Jay was Brandon Freeburg, the Internet thanks you. Described as a website “dedicated to the most apathetic looking athlete in the history of sports, ” the Tumblr hosted gallery is a dedication to the nonchalant attitude of Cutler, featuring pictures of the quarterback repeatedly accompanied by a butt.

apathetic = having or showing little or no emotion

Like this one.

On September 13th, 2012, Chicago Bears’ quarterback Jay Cutler became the subject of a minor controversy in the NFL blogosphere after the athlete was seen on camera yelling at his teammate and left tackle J’Marcus Webb before walking past him with a cold shoulder bump. 

Cutler’s confrontational moment with his teammate quickly prompted criticism of unsportsmanlike behavior from the fans and other professional football players alike.

Smokin’ Jay Cutler was created the very next day.

As you browse through the content, it’s clear that Cutler seems to hate just about everything in this world. Picture after picture illustrate the absence of emotion in Cutler’s personality featuring an uncaring shell of a human on the football field.

Fan submission (courtesy of Garrett P.)

About Smokin’ Jay Cutler

There’s pictures of Smokin Jay Cutler on a Black Unicorn, enjoying a rips on the sidelines and a variety of other fantastic memes. The Tumblr creation has been mentioned in USA Today, CBS and Grantland to name a few. It’s clear everyone enjoys watching Chicago’s favorite overpaid athlete continually satisfy himself with nicotine as the Bears franchise suffers.

Even Aaron Rodgers gave Smokin’ Jay Cutler a tribute, it happened during a game against Baltimore last season. Rodgers claimed his signal was a tribute to Smokin’ Jay himself.

Aaron Rodgers uses “dope-smoking fingers” while paying tribute to Smokin’ Jay Cutler.

Confusion Smokin’ Jay Cutler Has Caused

Since the original creation of the website, there’s been a lot of confusion about Cutler’s smoking habits. Fans always seem to question whether he really smokes or just coincidentally looks like he enjoys it, while appearing to care about nothing at the same time.

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Believe it or not, it’s the latter.

Best Smokin’ Jay Cutler Memes

Here’s the best Smokin’ Jay Cutler memes that the Tumblr website has to offer. Nice work Brandon.

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Fan submission (courtesy of James Z.)

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Sierra Pippen Arrested: 3 Quick Facts About Her Pissing Incident

The second oldest daughter of Scottie Pippen, Sierra Pippen, was arrested this past weekend for pissing on the floor of a hotel lobby. Here are three facts you need to know.

The Arrest

As first reported by The Smoking Gun, Sierra Pippen was arrested on April 26th around 1:30 a.m. for public urination and public intoxication. Basically she was shitfaced and popped a squat on the floor of the Sheraton in Iowa City. You can see the arrest report here.

Not The First Time

This is not the first time Sierra Pippen was arrested, this isn’t even the first time she was arrested at this Sheraton Hotel. She was arrested at the same location on April 10 after getting into a verbal altercation with hotel security while intoxicated. My only thought here is she was really drunk and thought to herself, “I’ll show those hotel security what’s up and pee all over their lobby floor.”

Aftermath

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Cops found Sierra after her bathroom break near the hotel with “bloodshot, watery eyes” and “impaired speech and balance, ” according to the police report.

She also refused to participate in field sobriety tests and a post-arrest preliminary breath test, while accusing an officer of “being racist, ” the report said.

Sierra was released on a $500 bond.

Sierra Pippen is a University of Iowa student who is underage. When she was found she also had two wristbands from bars in the area, so she was definitely trying to get turnt up.

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In all seriousness, she will probably get some sort of community service and fine, but I highly doubt Sierra will see any jail time. Hopefully this is the last time she has a pissing incident at the Sheraton.

How Playboy Ruined Football In Chicago

The Honey Bears worked as NFL cheerleaders in Chicago for about 10 years before the group was shutdown permanently due to an interesting incident with Playboy. After a racy incident involving one of it’s members, Virginia McCaskey severed all ties between the Chicago Bears and it’s cheer squad. Here’s the story.

Dancing Girls On The Sideline

In 1976, George “Papa Bear” Halas was interested in hiring “dancing girls” to excite the crowd after seeing success from other franchises like the Dallas Cowboys and Washington Redskins.

Halas would eventually hire Cathy Core to run The Honey Bears and choreograph their routines.

Halas stated that “As long as I’m alive, we will have dancing girls on the sidelines.”

Halas was true to his word, as the Honey Bears were around for the rest of his life until his death in 1983.

However, back in the 70’s / 80’s the notion of “dancing girls” to entertain football fans didn’t sit well with many people. There were several discussions about the cheerleaders and the image they portrayed for the team.

The Playboy Incident

In 1978, Honey Bear Jackie Rohr posed for the December issue of Playboy. The Bears had warned its cheering squad not to pose nude, so Rohrs modeled for a very short spread for Playboy called “Pro Football’s Main Attractions” that only featured cleavage. Even though she tried to follow the guidelines set forth by the Bears, the criticism rolled in.

“What`s wrong with cleavage anyway?` she asked. “I show cleavage on the Honey Bears` poster. What San Diego did is unfair, horrible. How can they punish the whole team for what one girl did?“

The San Diego Chargers fired its entire squad, back in the 70’s, when management learned that one member had bared it all for a photographer.

Rohrs was also fired by the Bears before the photos appeared in the December, 1978, issue of Playboy. This started a chain of events that lead to the group’s demise.

George Halas’ Death

Even though the Honey Bears were a hit before and seemingly after the Playboy incident, when Halas’ died (’83) his daughter Virginia attempted to immediately sever all ties with the group but she couldn’t just fire them. The Halas family was reportedly interested in football and football ONLY in Chicago, that change in philosophy prompted Virginia to take the necessary steps to disband the group in any way she could.

The Chicago Honey Bears had their final performance in Super Bowl XX in the Superdome in New Orleans, performing at halftime to Prince’s song Baby I’m a Star. The Chicago Bears won the game 46-10 over the New England Patriots and that marked the end of “dancing girls” on the sidelines.

Curse of the Honey Bears

Many Bears fans claim that their team lingers under a “Honey Bear Curse”, as the team still has yet to win a Super Bowl after the group’s termination. Others might refer to Chicago’s inability to bring in a franchise quarterback for 30 years but “dancing girls” on the sideline could have only helped that on-going situation.

I think I speak for all Chicago Bears fans when I say “bring them back!”

It’s not the 1980’s anymore Virginia and Chicago football fans could use the entertainment.

Bear Down.

Here’s some past photos of the team.

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Did Patrick Sharp Have Sex With Teammate’s Wife?

The Chicago Blackhawks have had their share of “off-the-ice” issues this season, including the suicide of assistant equipment manager Clint Reif and an incident with Corey Crawford “falling” at a concert while allegedly drunk. The latest controversy has centered around an alleged fistfight that took place in the locker room as a result of some questionable actions by fan favorite Patrick Sharp.

670 the Score

There have been rumors floating around since last season, which involved Sharp’s apparent infidelity and increased conflict with his wife because of it. 670 the Score’s Dan Bernstein has also hinted, on countless occasions, that he has a source indicating the latest controversy in the Blackhawks’ locker room is indeed due to Sharp and that he should be traded immediately. Bernstein would not reveal exactly what the source said though.

Sports Mockery Investigation

Yesterday, Sports Mockery released our first article about the Sharp allegations informing our fans of the situation and what Bernstein alleged. Keep in mind, this is nothing new to anyone closely following the team. Upon releasing said article, our inbox has been flooded with information from various people and even more rumors. After investigating, and vetting our sources, we have more information to share with you.

Our sources number one request was to remain anonymous; therefore, specific details and names were purposely left out. There is no video or photographs of Sharp having sex with anyone; however, there are a lot of people very familiar with Sharp’s personal life and exactly what is going on. The kind of information that your ‘average Joe’ would have no possible way of knowing. The sources that will be referenced in this article have close, personal relationships with the team; therefore, revealing them so everyone can have a name to attach to this is impossible.

All the rumors involve the personal life of one Patrick Sharp and the subsequent turmoil that his actions have caused the team.

Initial Rumors

Here’s a list of rumors currently being circulated, which appear to be mostly untrue:

  • Sharp had sex with Patrick Kane’s girlfriend.
  • Sharp had sex with multiple ice girls.
  • Sharp had sex with Duncan Keith’s wife.
  • Sharp was kicked out of his house this summer by his wife.
  • Sharp’s wife is pregnant with their third child.
  • Sharp has been having sex with Cheryl Scott from ABC7.
  • Sharp got a woman pregnant along the way.
  • There was a fistfight in the locker room at some point due to Sharp’s sex life.
  • The Chicago Blackhawks are pursuing a trade for Sharp in order to help rectify the ongoing locker room issues.

Modern Family Reference

Now, before we get into what our sources have shared with us, we want to turn your attention to something else real quick. Did any of you read our article on the recent Modern Family episode?

On arguably the most popular sitcom on television, a former alcoholic was impregnated by a member of the Chicago Blackhawks. After finding out he was married, he wanted nothing to do with her and she was left on her own with the baby. You can see the video here.

The director of said episode happens to be from Chicago as well. Isn’t that a BIZARRE coincidence? There are all these rumors flying around about Patrick Sharp, and all of a sudden, with no rhyme or reason, a super popular television show decides to include this rather sexual innuendo in their script. Tongue in cheek perhaps? The show is based in West LA, why would this happen? Why now?

Rumors

A recent investigation by Sports Mockery has revealed some interesting information. With over 100, 000 fans on social media and countless relationships with people involved with the Blackhawks, some of these rumors have been discussed by multiple sources.

This is what we now believe. This information came from FOUR different independent sources, each vetted and having direct personal ties with the Chicago Blackhawks. None of the sources are aware of the other, yet they all had matching stories.

Each source indicated that Patrick Sharp indeed had sex with Duncan Keith’s wife.

Each source also indicated that Patrick Sharp has had an affair with Cheryl Scott from ABC7 news, which may or may not be ongoing.

Finally, the Chicago Blackhawks organization wants him gone as soon as possible.

Again, there is no “proof” in the form of videos, pictures or names of sources, but we can assure you that we wouldn’t be writing this if we didn’t feel very confident about the information presented. Our sources seemingly match what Dan Bernstein is saying, even though he hasn’t revealed any specific details — yet.

Facts

There will be a lot of people that say this is bullshit, that’s expected when discussing a player of Sharp’s apparent stature, and that due to lack of “proof” they refuse to believe it.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; however, there are four FACTS to keep in mind.

  1. An ABC television show recently insinuated a married Blackhawks player got a random woman pregnant. The Blackhawks have been mentioned on the show before, so the writers seem to be very familiar with the team. Their timing is impeccable for such a reference.
  2. All these “rumors” started last season, for the people close to the organization these rumors are not new.
  3. Dan Bernstein, a well-known radio personality with deep ties to Chicago, has been reporting problems with Sharp for a while now. Most recently, he indirectly referenced the rumors floating around. Why now?
  4. The Chicago Blackhawks are currently pursuing a trade for Sharp, an attempt to ship him off to Washington was reported as recent as yesterday. Sharp has seen his ice time plummet this season, playing a season low 12 minutes last night.

At this point, we can say that we are fully convinced the rumors referenced by our sources are true. It’s up to you to take this information and gather your own opinion.

One more thing, Sports Mockery is not reporting anything that isn’t already well-known by the people inside of Chicago’s organization. From what we have gathered, the Blackhawks, Sharp, his wife and everyone else seems to know this information already. The only ones that don’t know are you.


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The Best Photos of Dennis Rodman & Carmen Electra

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#TBT – On November 14, 1998, Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra did something that simultaneously shocked the world yet didn’t surprise anyone at all: They got married after a reported late-night bender in Las Vegas. This was just before Rodman was released by the Bulls (January 21, 1999) and just after Electra became every man’s fantasy of the 90’s.

Some interesting notes on the wedding:

  • They decided to tie the knot at 7 a.m. at Las Vegas’s Little Chapel of the Flowers.
  • The only music, according to People, was “Here Comes The Bride” and the video camera was turned off as the two exchanged vows.
  • People Magazine pointed out their shared love of dresses and partying at Rodman’s club in Chicago which eventually led to the marriage.
  • Immediately, Rodman’s agent, Dwight Manley, questioned his client’s mental state at the time of the wedding – which was probably predictable considering it was at 7 a.m. with no prenuptial agreement.
  • Electra’s foster parents, Pat and James Rich were thrilled when they heard of the nuptials and say that Electra could be a good influence on Rodman’s life.
  • Married life, however, wasn’t as blissful as the two of them planned and Electra filed for divorce in late March.

Wow, if that isn’t the weirdest fuggin’ thing you read all day I don’t know what is. Rodman married a girl because they both loved dresses, but was too damn drunk to sign a prenup, idiot.

Along with mocking the whole concept of marriage and morally pissing on the church, the wedding was a frenzy for the media. Pictures, videos and comments started rolling in from everywhere. People were quite intrigued with this freak-show couple and wondered if it was really true or not.

Here are some of the best photos of Electra and Rodman’s creepy time together, along with a few to prove why Electra was every man’s fantasy of the 90’s:

Yellow hair, purple boxers, ok…

That dress is clearly too small, no complaints here.

Carmen liked girls too…

The famous skirt pic …. but you can see her naked by simply asking Google.

Boob on boob, why did she marry the freak show?

Rodman went on to marry himself…

Maybe she liked his hat… she looks shit-faced.

 Legs for days…

This guy is fuggin’ gross…. last pic of him.

 Fairy princess…

Yowzers…

How drunk did she get in Vegas to marry that weirdo?

Remember we said dream girl of the 90’s, this is why.

The Real Reason Michael Jordan Wasn’t in Video Games

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Have you ever wondered why Michael Jordan never appeared in any popular videos games when you were a kid? There’s a very interesting, yet perplexing reason for this. The easiest way to explain this is to take you through a series of events. Let’s begin.

Michael Jordan’s First Video Game Appearance (1987)

“Jordan vs. Bird: One-on-One” (NES, 1987)

The first video game featuring Jordan was a classic, featuring both a 3-point shootout (Bird only) and a slam dunk contest (Jordan only). I was always hoping to find a code to help Bird kiss the rim, but it never happened.

Michael Jordan and Larry Bird dominated NES back in the late 80’s early 90’s. Jordan vs. Bird was a classic.

Other Video Game Appearances Before 2K Series

NBA All-Star Challenge (SNES, 1992)
There was only one selectable player from each team. That player on the Bulls was Michael Jordan.
Bulls vs Blazers and the NBA Playoffs (SNES, 1992)
Finally, real Michael in real team basketball! This game was the very early predecessor to the EA’s NBA Live series, which stretched from NBA Live 95 to NBA Live 10.

NBA Showdown (SNES, 1993)
This was basically Bulls vs. Blazers, but with all the officially licensed teams and players. So there was that.

Michael Jordan Chaos in the Windy City (SNES, 1994)
As NBA games started to evolve, with changing camera angles, different modes and improved controls (like the revolutionary turbo button, which eventually became standard), Jordan was absent from most of them. Instead, his likeness graced the cover of this title, a side-scrolling action platformer. You control Jordan, and you attack by throwing basketballs at enemies.

NBA Live series (SNES, Playstation, PS2, XBox360)
Jordan was in NBA Live 2000 in the one-on-one mode and he was also on the 90’s all-decade team in NBA Live 2004. And yes, he was selectable as a player on the Wizards during his last, ill-fated final comeback, but we never speak of the Wizards years.


 

Jordan appeared in several video games leading up to the year 2000, and 90’s kids loved them.

 

National Basketball Players Association’s Shared Licensing Agreement

“Jordan dropped out of the virtual scene when he opted out of the National Basketball Players Association’s shared licensing agreement after ushering in sports gaming on the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo in the early ’90s.

This caused video game companies to get resourceful, and through various codes, create-a-player features and special individual licenses, MJ appeared sporadically in pixels and polygons, until finally signing with 2K Sports for a series of games that lived up to his legacy.” (ESPN)

All players in the NBA typically fall under the group licensing agreement shared between the players’ union and the league, but in 1992 “His Airness” negotiated his own separate agreement. This prevented him from appearing in video games that featured NBA players, instead of just him. (Jordan vs. Bird)

NBA 2K Series

2K Sports signed Jordan to an exclusive licensing deal, then went all out, creating what is arguably the greatest replication of an athlete in video game history. The only thing missing is his gold hoop earring.

The first game Jordan appeared in for 2K sports was “NBA 2K11.” He appeared on the cover of 2K11 and 2K12.

“It’s a long way from the first game I was in, but it just shows you the technology that’s evolved over the years, ” Jordan said.

So Why Wasn’t He In Games

The surface reason is money. Jordan declined to join the NBA in the early 90’s because he was arguably bigger than the league. Therefore, he chose to sign his own personal licensing agreement. However, when Jordan was asked about this, it was more then money:

“I didn’t want them to put me in there if it didn’t look like myself, and I didn’t want them to put stats that weren’t my stats. The guys at 2K are very smart, so they know a lot of things about the game of basketball, and obviously, the things that I’ve done to the game and the way that I played. I wanted my character to be as close to the way I played as possible, so that it’s not something that’s false-promoted. I wanted something real.” – Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan wanted something “real.” He didn’t want to be just another roster player for NBA games, he wanted games designed specifically around his likeness and talents. This selfish way of thinking is the real reason why Jordan never appeared in any video games. He always thought of himself as bigger than the league, this is a prime example.

But, when you’re the G.O.A.T you can do as you please.

The only people who really missed out were the kids of the late 90’s and early 2000’s.

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Derrick Rose’s Signature Tattoo ‘Poohdini’ is Considered One of the Worst in NBA History, Do You Agree?

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These days, tattoos are pretty much synonymous with professional athletes. Watch a sport, any sport, and how many bodies do you see adorned with ink? The answer is obvious, A TON.

You would think, with an athlete’s job being performed in front of an audience, many times a national one at that, they would have a little more discretion when it comes to what they choose to display on themselves.

On the other hand, why should they care? People should be entitled to put whatever the hell they want on their body without being judged. Unfortunately, with every other facet of an athlete’s life falling under the media microscope, it’s inevitable that personal choices in the form of body art are too, (un)fair game.

The “Great” Poohdini

Enter “Poohdini, “ perhaps the most distinguishable of Derrick Rose’s ten tattoos.

For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, or always thought it was the grim reaper (like me). “Poohdini” is the name above a magician, wizard (or grim reaper) looking tat on his left shoulder.

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‘Poohdini’

In his own words, the former MVP described the tattoo as–

 A wizard holding a ball, ‘Poohdini’ my nickname going across there like magic. So the great Houdini, I put Poohdini. I put the ‘dini’ in the back of Pooh so it would sound like Poohdini, like the great. My Grandma just came up with the name ‘Pooh’ it’s like Winnie the Pooh bear, so it just stuck with me my whole life.

Well, according to Bleacher Report the ‘Great Poohdini’ is not so great at all; as they ranked it one of the 25 worst tattoos in NBA HISTORY! Ouch. Here’s what BR had to say about poor Poohdini.

The story behind the idea is quite genuine, but the portrait of the wizard—or whatever he is supposed to be—on his shoulder is downright creepy.

There had to be a million other directions he could have taken this idea. Any concept other than this one probably would have been good enough.

What’s surprising is this came when Rose was still the reigning NBA MVP, not after the injuries, letdowns, misleading ad campaigns, and failed returns. Meaning there were still a lot more Rose lovers than haters. Apparently there’s no room for apologists in the tattoo rating game.

Ironically, when explaining his tattoos, Rose speaks about his “only God can judge me” tattoo immediately after detailing “Poohdini.”

Honestly (not that anyone cares about my opinion) finding out it was a wizard and not the grim reaper actually made me like the tattoo more. But that’s coming from a nerd for Arthurian legend, Merlin, and all that other lame sh*t.

The Others

As for eight of the other nine tattoos, Rose talks about the inspiration behind each one in this video done by Mouthpiece Sports. Rose has had the majority of his work done by South Side custom tattoo parlor, Shred’s Inferno.

His latest tattoo, a portrait of Dr. Martin Luther King praying, was not done until earlier this year; after the video was made.

In case you don’t want to sit through a six minute video, here’s a full gallery featuring all of Derrick’s tattoos and his reasons behind having them done.

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Sweet Home Chicago

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He got this tattoo because, duh, he’s from Chicago.

Trivia question- Who wrote the original rendition of the famous city anthem “Sweet Home Chicago”?

Answer- Blues artist Robert Johnson circa 1937.

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Brenda Rose (Right Hand)

It’s somewhat difficult to see, but on his right hand there is a rose with the name Brenda inscribed over it.

Brenda Rose, his mother.

Rose says she teared up after driving out to her house to show her the tattoo for the first time. Then proceeded to show it off to her friend, who was also present, out of joy and appreciation.

Only God Can Judge Me

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Rose’s first tattoo he got as a Junior in high school.

He and his family are very religious, given that, this one is self explanatory on the surface. More specifically, given Chicago’s rich basketball history, Rose got it knowing that good or bad, the city’s residents would always have their own two cents regarding his performance. So in essence the tattoo is to remind him not to read into what anyone else has to say because at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter.

Baby in Angel’s Hands

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This tattoo is unfinished because in his own words, the pain Rose experienced was “the worst pain a person could ever go through.” He claims he could barely stand up for two days after getting this original outline on his stomach.

Eventually he would like words and clouds added to it.

God’s Child

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Rose cites his family’s humble nature and respect for life in choosing this tattoo on his back.

Family First

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Die-hard Chicago fans should know how important Derrick’s family is to him. His inner circle is notoriously close.

And we all love hearing from Reggie!

Dr. King

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Englewood All Star

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Rose says he got these during his college days at Memphis to commemorate the south side Chicago neighborhood he hails from, Englewood.  With the catalyst being the home sick feeling he experienced away from the Windy City.

Photo: This Detroit Lions Fan Eating Butt Is The Sickest Thing You Will Ever See

WARNING: This photo is disgusting.

According to Deadspin, this grotesque act of ass-eating was caught on camera near Nemo’s bar which is a tailgate spot for people attending the Detroit Lions game.

The reader who sent this photo along says he saw this butthole eating in the parking lot of Nemo’s, a bar near Ford Field. Kickoff’s at 4:25, so these fans have plenty of time.

Butthole Eaten At Lions Tailgate

It’s hard to tell exactly what is going on here, but it looks like two Lions fans are happy to see each other. Sit on my face and eat my shit happy.

Speechless.