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Blackhawks Beaten By The Team They Once Were As Cup Window Closes

The Chicago Blackhawks’ 2017 postseason run ended on 4/20 and it’s safe to wonder whether we were all hallucinating when projecting this team for a deep Stanley Cup run.

With Thursday’s 4-1 defeat in a do-or-die Game 4, the Blackhawks proved they were probably more of a mirage than anything else. The question we have to ask now is what were we smoking?

The same Blackhawks that won the Western Conference comfortably and the same team that finished with the second-most points in franchise history looked like a team that couldn’t get out of its own way against a younger, hungrier Nashville Predators team.

Granted, Nashville was a sleeping giant, a preseason Cup favorite and a team that shouldn’t have been a wild-card team. But they were, and they dominated.

The Blackhawks looked like the old dogs, the type of team these very Hawks (albeit in different form) used to beat up on in past runs. When they beat up on Western Conference foes it was because they were the spry, swift and more talented team.

But the Hawks just aren’t that team anymore. Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane are 28. They aren’t old, but the mileage, age and past reliance from Joel Quenneville is adding up. Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook are 33 and 32, respectively, and these playoffs proved they are no longer the same players they once were.

General manager Stan Bowman elected to add seasoned experience on the blue line, but it never panned out and bit them hard against the fiery Preds. Brian Campbell and Johnny Oduya both flopped in their return seasons to The Windy City, thus proving again that nostalgia is sometimes the worst thing in sports.

The youngsters that instilled hope — Nick Schmaltz, Tanner Kero and Ryan Hartman — were clearly overcome by the postseason. Role players such as Richard Panik, Artem Anisimov and Artemi Panarin flopped incredibly and combined for 2 total points. A team that had six 20-goal scorers during the regular season mustered up three goals in four games.

A bad run? Yes. A hot team? Absolutely. Were the Hawks maybe not as good as we thought they were? Most likely.

So where do we go from here? Well, that’s the greatest question. Even if the Hawks didn’t get swept, there was probably little chance they had the defensive prowess to overcome the feisty Predators three more times. The Hawks were overmatched on the blue line, plain and simple. And that’s where Bowman needs to start next.

For starters, Michal Kempny and Gustav Forsling better start the season with the big league club and stay there. It’s fair to say you could’ve gotten similar production from Kempny as you would’ve Oduya, who was the equivalent of a traffic cone.

But maybe the Blackhawks need to try and say goodbye to one of its franchise defenders. That means a possible trade for Seabrook, and maybe even Keith. The only problem is both contracts are gigantic. Seabrook certainly isn’t worth the whopping $46 million he’s due over the next seven years. Keith might have more value, but still has six years on his deal.

Chicago also needs to hope this is the worst it’ll ever get collectively from Schmaltz, Kero and Hartman in the postseason going forward. If not, there could be greater problems at hand. The center depth was also exposed in the faceoff circle and finding a guy who can win an occasional draw besides Toews might be a wise investment.

But with cap constraints limiting Bowman per usual, the Blackhawks simply might not have any other choice but to add young talent and hope it comes to fruition quickly. If not, Chicago’s Stanley Cup championship window might be slamming shut.

The Bears 2017 NFL Schedule Is Out and It Starts With a Bang

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The Chicago Bears 2017 NFL schedule may not be official yet, but it’s now public knowledge courtesy of Brad Biggs from the Chicago Tribune. First thing to be taken away from the entire slate. John Fox will either rescue his job or get fired in the first two months. The first eight games of the season for Chicago can be generously called “difficult.”

Or murderous. Depends on the point of view.

Still it’s hard not to feel a little cheated knowing the Bears will face three playoff teams in their first four games. That includes an opener at Soldier Field against the defending NFC champion Atlanta Falcons. From there into October it doesn’t relent with back-to-back games against top defenses in Minnesota and Baltimore before having to tangle with MVP quarterbacks Cam Newton and Drew Brees.

The First Half

The Bears would be lucky to finish that run 4-4 given what is currently known about the team. However, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Four of their final eight games will be against teams that had losing records. This includes two of the worst in the NFL in the 49ers and Browns. They’ll also play both their games against the Detroit Lions, a team they proved capable of beating last year.

The tricky part is that four of their final six games will be on the road. It starts with a reunion with Alshon Jeffery in Philadelphia on Thanksgiving. Two weeks later it’s off to Cincinnati, then Detroit the week after that. The season will conclude on New Years Eve in Minnesota against the Vikings. A place they have struggled mightily to win for years.

The Second Half

At the end of the day every schedule is difficult in the NFL. The Bears supposedly had the second-easiest in 2016 and they went 3-13 anyway. These are their games. Nothing will change that. If they want to prove that they are a team ready to compete in the big picture, then they’ll have to prove it.

The Cubs World Series Victory Finally Completes This Awesome Chicago Man Cave

I started writing for Sports Mockery a little over a year ago and had no idea what to expect. I don’t have a journalism degree from some prestigious school and prior to Sports Mockery, I had zero writing experience.

The owners took a chance on me, because despite the fact I’m not formally trained in sports writing, there are very few things that I’m more passionate about then Chicago sports. And since SM is a site “for the fan, by the fan”, it was a match made in heaven (plus I’d like to think I know a thing or two about sports and am not your traditional “meatball” fan).

However, I’m a tad different then the traditional Chicago sports fan because I was born and raised in the great state of Iowa. People always ask me why I’m so obsessed with Chicago sports since I’m from Iowa and the answer is actually quite simple.

We don’t have any professional sports teams to cheer for in Iowa.

So, since Chicago is only about two hours from my hometown, the Chicago teams were the ones that I grew up following.

Scratch that — obsessively following.

Where It All Began

I was three-years-old when the Bears won Super Bowl XX in 1986 and although I don’t remember watching the game, I was raised to believe that the best running back in NFL history was Walter Payton and there was no other defense besides that of the ’85 Bears. My first year living in Chicago was the same year the Bears made it to the Superbowl before being beat by the Indianapolis Colts (f*cking Rex Grossman.)

I was a pre-teen during the first of the Bulls three-peats and vividly remember watching all the championship celebrations at Grant Park. Watching Michael Jordan in his prime is something I didn’t appreciate at the time, but looking at the current state of the NBA, I wish this generation of kids today could watch Mike play to see what real basketball looks like (not the “pussified version they know.)

I was only in Chicago four years before the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup in 2010. Full disclosure — I never grew up watching hockey in Iowa. We didn’t play it, watch it, or care about it so when I got to Chicago in 2006, Blackhawks hockey was something new to me. Little did I know that the same year I moved to Chicago, the Blackhawks would draft their future captain, Jonathan Toews and by 2010, they were a well-oiled machine. The 2010 team solidified my love for the Blackhawks… and I haven’t stopped watching since.

So, when I was hired by Sports Mockery on March 31, 2016, I started writing about as many different things as I could. I dabbled in the Bears, touched on the Blackhawks and even wrote a few things on the Bulls.

I quickly realized that although I love all of those teams, my strength was writing about the Chicago team that I’m most passionate about — the Chicago Cubs.

My Grandpa Gus is the reason why I love the Cubs more than most human beings love anything.

He would watch every game religiously and since he lived right down the street from me, I’d walk to his house and watch the games with him. He’d give me his “unofficial” scouting report on every player and for the early part of my life I thought the Cubs shortstop was named “Goddamn Shawon Dunston.”

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The 1989 Cubs were the first team I remember religiously following so when they lost the 1989 NLCS to the San Francisco Giants, my relationship with the Cubs was fully forged. To this day, I STILL hate Will Clark for what he did to my ’89 Cubs.

Seriously, I do.

From the age of 5 to 18, my Dad and I would drive into Chicago one time each summer and watch a Cubs game. I’ll never forget the two and half hour drive from Iowa to Wrigley Field and how excited I would get when I started to see “tall buildings” coming in off I-88. Once I got to Wrigley for the first time, I fell in love.

If you’re not a Cubs fan, it’s hard to explain the level of love that most fans have for the team. They’re generational in a sense and you become so invested in them that when things go wrong, you literally get emotional about it.

To this day, I still can’t watch what happens after Steve Bartman touches the ball in Game 6 of the 2003 NLCS. I know Alex Gonzalez boots a sure fire double-play ball and the floodgates opened for the Marlins after that, but I physically can’t sit down to watch the end of that game.

Hell, I still struggle watching Rajai Davis hit that home run even knowing the Cubs would comeback and win an unforgettable Game 7 of the World Series.

My Grandpa didn’t warn me about things like this. He shared the countless tales of the team and always reassured me that one day they’d win it but never warned me that the team would become a part of me. He’s the reason why I tattooed them on my body, spent thousands of dollars to watch them play, and collected every single piece of Cubs memorabilia that I could get my hands on.

Memorabilia that now hangs on the walls of my basement…

CONTINUE TO SEE MY MECCA OF CHICAGO SPORTS

Young Fan Getting Cubs Tickets From His Dad Goes Viral, Cubs Players Make It Even Better

It seems that when a video goes viral it’s usually something bad, or embarrassing for the people involved. You know, like when you’re at Wrigley Field and flash everyone around you. However, this is one those viral videos that will bring a smile to your face and actually have hope for humanity.

A young Cubs fan from Indiana was surprised with tickets from his dad, who rewarded his son for working hard on the farm and in school. The reaction is amazing. Pure joy.

Kolt has never been to Wrigley Field, now he’s going to a Cubs-Cardinals game with his dad.

This got even better. Instantly viral. The video popped up everywhere from CNN, CBS, SI, to local TV stations and even ESPN.

Hannah, Kolt’s sister, posted the video on Twitter, which led to some interaction with the Cubs Twitter account.

All right, so that’s cool. Everyone in the family is getting some shine. Yet, it got even better. A few Cubs players watched the video and now Kolt is not only going to his first game at Wrigley Field, he’s going to meet some World Series champions and be on the field too.

Even David Ross wants to meet Kolt.

What a week for Kolt. Shoutout to his dad. Awesome story. Easy lesson here, hard work does pay off.

But wait, there’s more!

Another Team May Have Just Given Bears a Huge Draft Assist

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What is the biggest desire for the upcoming draft? At least from the perspective of Chicago fans. The most persistent seemed to be the hope for a Bears draft trade down from the #3 overall pick. Reasoning for this is pretty straightforward. It’s a deep draft class at several positions of need and none of the top quarterbacks, whom the Bears are doing exhaustive research on, seem worth a selection that high.

Thus moving down makes more sense for them. They get an extra high pick or two and a position where the position matches the player value. It could easily be twisted for other need positions like safety and tight end as well. That’s not the problem. As with most trade down fantasies every year, it’s all about finding a way to generate interest from other teams in your pick.

If nobody feels that spot is important, they won’t pay up to get it. For the past couple months it has proven difficult to justify many teams seeing the #3 spot as valuable real estate. Ever so quietly with a week left before the draft, that may be changing.

Bears draft trade hinges on intentions of Jacksonville

No team holds a great sway on the value of the #3 pick than the team who holds the pick after it. That would be the Jacksonville Jaguars. What their likely intentions are will dictate which teams feel it might be necessary to move up. Presuming of course there is a player said teams think they won’t be able to get if the Jaguars go on the clock.

Often in these situations it always comes down to the quarterbacks. No position in football generates more frantic movement early in a draft. For the longest time people felt there was no way the Jaguars had eyes on the top 2017 QBs. They have Blake Bortles. It makes no sense. Well apparently the team brass feels differently according to NFL.com draft expert Lance Zierlein.

This is potentially a gigantic deal. Not only does it add another team to a thick field of possible QB takers, but it also helps the Bears. If teams start to think Jacksonville could take a quarterback at that spot, they’ll view the #3 pick with ever greater value. Assuming GM Ryan Pace is indeed interested in moving down as rumors claim, then this is fantastic news.

It’s also not totally crazy.

The Tom Coughlin effect

Something to remember here is Bortles is no longer under the protective umbrella of his former top five draft status. He’s played in the NFL for three years. None of them have resulted in a playoff trip and 2016 was a huge disappointment statistically. He failed to complete 59% of his passes for the third-straight year and regressed in yards (4,428 to 3,905) and touchdowns (35 to 23) from 2015. He also threw 16 interceptions.

This despite being sacked the fewest times of his career to date by far at 34. The guy just hasn’t looked like the franchise player the Jaguars had hoped for. Adding to this uncertainty is the arrival of Tom Coughlin, the new Vice President of Football Operations. The former two-time Super Bowl winning coach is expected to whip this young team into shape. He sent a loud and clear message when he refused to offer an endorsement of belief in Bortles.

“There’s plenty of work for everybody to do, Blake included,” Coughlin said during a Friday news conference before the NFL scouting combine. “To raise the game to a higher level, it takes all components, though. … And that’s why I mentioned the protection, first of all. [It also entails] people being in the right place at the right time, the timing, taking care of the football, which is paramount to that position.

“There can be no way the ball is turned over to that extent, so I think he’d be the first one to say that he has a lot of work to do. But we all have a lot of work to do, so I’m going to put it that way.”

Believable enough

Indeed Bortles has 63 turnovers since entering the NFL. That has proven to be a killer for Jacksonville in many of their close losses over the past three seasons. It’s not totally unreasonable that Coughlin, who has final say over the roster, might desire a change at quarterback. Preferably to somebody who can protect the football. Maybe it’s Mitch Trubisky who had just four interceptions in 2016 for North Carolina.

Most view Trubisky as the best quarterback on the board with teams like the Cleveland Browns and Buffalo Bills very interested in his services. If it’s not the same for Chicago, then that opens the door nice and wide for trade discussions. Provided the cards are played right, the Bears could come out with a nice haul of picks in return.

New Type Of Gatorade Introduced In Awesome Patrick Kane Commercial

Patrick Kane isn’t short of confidence and Gatorade plays on that in their newest commercial. It’s a new line called “Flow” which is appropriately named for use in a hockey ad.

Gatorade probably filmed this commercial a couple months ago in hopes that Kane would be on his way to another Conn Smythe trophy. Things haven’t gone as planned by the Blackhawks or the sports drink company but the commercial is awesome.

Kane takes a swig of the Gatorade Flow while sitting on the bench as he says, “I got this.” He then dekes his way around a defender and releases a shot while saying, “game over.” He turns and says, “Boom” shortly before the puck hits the back of the net.

It’s like a short action movie inclusive of all the great one liners. If a sip of the new Gatorade Flow can produce results like this, we can only hope the Blackhawks have a few cases on the bench tonight.

(NSFW) Woman Flashes Crowd During Cubs Game At Wrigley Field

Welcome to Mardi Gras North? During (Wednesday’s?) game between the Milwaukee Brewers and Chicago Cubs that ended with Addison Russell’s three-run, walk-off home run, a woman flashed fans behind the Cubs dugout.

And yes, obviously NSFW….

Click here to see the video.

Ah, the friendly confines.

Cubs Player’s Painting Sells For $35,000 At Team Charity Event

Members of the Chicago Cubs had quite the day yesterday. They defeated the Milwaukee Brewers 7-4 in dramatic walk-off fashion during the day and followed up that performance by appearing at the seventh annual Bricks and Ivy Ball later that night. The event was held at Navy Pier and ended up setting a record by raising over $2.2 million for Cubs Charities last night.

The Ball is one of the many events that benefits Cubs Charities which believes,

“Every child has All-Star potential. By investing in our youth, harnessing natural qualities and leveraging programming on the baseball diamond, we can help the children of Chicago realize their potential and shine brighter. Help us make a difference in the programs that will create the next generation of true All-Stars.”

The highlight of the ball was Matt Szczur’s Game 7 painting selling for a whopping $35,000. Before you jump to conclusions about the painting being ugly and thinking it only pulled 35 grand because it was done by a Chicago Cub, you may want to look at the painting first.

Bad ass.

Here’s some photos of the Chicago Cubs and their beautiful wives from the Ball.

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The artist, formerly known as Matt Szczur, decided to bust out his World Series ring for the event.

Bricks and Ivy with my main man 🔥

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Albert Almora’s finger looks pretty heavy.

My handsome date🔥 #bricksandivy

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He said: a tshirt and sneakers? I said: ok I'll trade you a tshirt for a silk cami. But I am keeping my sneakers…Dang it.

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Yesterday’s walk-off hero, Addison Russell, also decided to rock the diamonds last night.

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But the only thing that is prettier then the rings in my opinion, is the trophy that Ben Zobrist is holding.

Walk-off win during the day, raising money for charities at night — just another day in the life of a Chicago Cub.

 

The Bulls Big Three Felt Boston Would Quit Before Game 2 Even Started

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The Chicago Bulls Big Three of Jimmy Butler, Rajon Rondo and Dwyane Wade have been through a lot this NBA season. At times it looked like the team was ready to dissolve. They were blowing big leads late in the fourth quarter. Shots were being fired on Instagram. There were injuries and benchings. It just wasn’t good at all.

So for them and this team to somehow find their way through it all to reach the playoffs was a minor miracle in itself. Being the 8th seed and taking a 2-0 series lead for the top seeded Boston Celtics? That’s just mental. Yet it gets even crazier. After stealing Game 1, the trio met privately away from other teammates and coaches. It was something Wade got to doing all the time with LeBron James and Chris Bosh in Miami.

The meeting was intended to be a place where the men could discuss anything and everything on their minds. No restrictions. Topping the agenda was the same feeling.

The Bulls Big Three felt the Celtics would quit in Game 2

One huge advantage Chicago had going into the series was Wade and Rondo. The two men were longtime veterans with a literal treasure trove of playoff experience under their belts. They knew from hard-won experience how to sense the moment in big series. It’s why each man has a championship (or four).

After the stunning Game 2 victory, they revealed that during their private meeting it was believed Boston would quit if pressured.

“The TD Garden was the Bulls’ personal playpen on Tuesday night in their decisive 111-97 win, as the veteran leaders sensed before the game an opportunity was upon them and weren’t going to leave anything to chance.

They wanted to make the Celtics quit, and Rajon Rondo wasn’t shy about letting everybody know exactly what his intentions were.”

They proceeded to do just that. The Bulls came out firing to start the action with some outstanding ball movement and offensive execution. Even after narrowing the gap later it felt like the surge really stunned the Celtics. So much in fact that they never seemed in control of the contest. Towards the end it was Rondo who saw the cracks starting to show, and he wasn’t afraid to shout it at teammates.

Some Celtics players would dispute that, saying it was just another tough night where they couldn’t find any momentum. Then again Marcus Smart didn’t help matters. Trailing 100-86 with just over six minutes left, the Celtics guard launched an unsuccessful three-point attempt. As he was getting back on defense, a fan in the crowd shouted something at him. Already frustrated, Smart just couldn’t keep his cool any longer and flipped the unknown person off.

You know you’ve gotten a team to quite when they’re flipping off their own fans. Boston of course is notorious for having some pretty nasty supporters. Maybe that’s why the Patriots keep winning Super Bowls. They don’t want to incur the wrath. Either way, it’s a huge credit to the Bulls leadership that they saw the entire sequence coming.

How The Latest Mel Kiper Bears Mock Draft Went Off the Rails

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The latest Mel Kiper Bears mock draft should’ve been the most exciting yet. After all the big action is right around the corner. Just one week until all the speculation can stop. Usually this is the time where some of the most accurate mock drafting takes place. Kiper remains one of the most respected draft analysts in the business. So it’s fair to wonder how he could’ve done so poorly with his latest run at Chicago.

Oh it started well enough. Like many others Kiper felt LSU safety Jamal Adams as a quality pick at a desperately needed position on the Bears defense. He’d be an instant starter with all-around skill and high character and leadership intangibles. Maybe a bit high at #3 but acceptable given his talent and the state of the class.

After that though? Well, not so much.

The Mel Kiper Bears mock draft 

1 (3): Jamal Adams, S, LSU
2 (36): DeMarcus Walker, DE, Florida State
3 (67): Damontae Kazee, CB, San Diego State

“Chicago added cornerbacks Prince Amukamara and Marcus Cooper in free agency, so I’m going with a safety here. Adams is a do-it-all defender with All-Pro potential. Walker is versatile and a hard-worker who could start at defensive end in the Bears’ 3-4. He had 16 sacks for the Seminoles last season. Kazee is a ball hawk who had 15 interceptions the past two seasons.

He isn’t big (5-foot-10, 184 pounds), and he didn’t run fast at the combine (4.54 40), and that could drop him into the fourth round. But if I were the GM of a team that needed a slot corner in the third round, Kazee would be my guy. Neither Amukamara nor Cooper is an inside corner. I think Kazee will have a better career than some of the corners who get picked in the second round. He’s underrated.”

Where it went wrong

Even though Adams would likely turn out to be a good pick, it could still be argued he’s a reach at #3. There is no argument, on the other hand that Demarcus Walker and Damontae Kazee are definite reaches in the second and third rounds respectively. Not only are both lacking the talent customary to those draft positions, but they also might not be the best fits for the positions Kiper believes they can fill.

Start with Walker. There is no doubt the young man finds a way to get sacks. That’s great. He has good power and plays his best in big games. What is conveniently overlooked is his size. Walker is 6’4″, 280 lbs with 33-inch arms. By comparison Akiem Hicks, the Bears’ best defensive end, is 6’5″, 330 lbs with 35-inch arms. Walker is significantly undersized for that position in the Fangio defense.

Then there is Kazee. The young man has outstanding instinct and ball skills. Both would be great to have in the secondary. As stated above though he’s not only undersized but also a bit slower than desired. This scheme requires a lot of man-to-man coverage whereas Kazee looks like a perfect zone corner. Besides they already have a number of good options for slot corner in Cre’Von LeBlanc and Bryce Callahan.

Suffice to say Kiper seemed to get a bit lazy with those pick projections. There is no way he could justify each of those final two picks being the “best player available” on the board. Never mind his not adding a quarterback with any of them. Bad form, Mel, bad form.