Sunday, May 12, 2024

Ranking Cubs Draft Picks By The Most Important Factor: Their Names

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4. Jake Slaughter

How can you not love the name Jake Slaughter. Another draft pick out of LSU, he was selected in the 18th round and you have like the name more because he’s a position player.

If Jake was a pitcher you’d absolutely hate to see him come in because all you would think about is how the team would get slaughtered with him on the mound.

My only concern is that the first name I thought of when I saw Jake Slaughter was Jake Fox. Remember Jake Fox? Bad. Don’t remember Jake Fox. I hope Slaughter has a much better career and based on his name I think he will.

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