Thursday, June 13, 2024

Warriors Troll Bulls by Starting Jordan Bell, Win by Almost 50

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Coming into last night’s game against the Golden State Warriors, the Chicago Bulls were already 0-3 on their current road trip. It was pretty much a foregone conclusion that Chicago would inevitably drop to 0-4 (3-14) by the time they walked out of Oracle Arena.

Although, considering Golden State was shorthanded I don’t think anyone thought it would be by almost 50. Well, that’s exactly what happened– which makes two straight games the Bulls have lost by at least 30. It’s no secret, we are really really bad.

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The Bulls are very bad

So bad in fact, Warriors’ head coach Steve Kerr felt comfortable starting Jordan Bell, the first year forward out of Oregon our incredible front office decided to trade Golden State for a ham sandwich. And as fate would have it, Bell played pretty damn good. Almost like he had a chip on his shoulder. Hmmmm… wonder why?

And then of course there’s this…

You notice what he was saying after the and one was called? Reading his lips you can see him saying “3.5,” the amount in millions (or ham and cheese) he was traded for.

Allow me to remind you, we paid Cristiano Felicio $30 million and traded this monster above for $3.5 million. CRUSTIANO FELICIO! The guy who barely plays on a team seemingly made up of replacement players.

Bell was obviously privy to all this and decided he was going to show GarPax what they traded away.

Bell finished the night with 7 pts, 5 rbds, 4 asts, 2 stls, and 6 blks in a 143-94 Golden State win.

 

 

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