Opening Day is upon us and it’s time to make your fantasy baseball team the most bad-ass one around.
Your spouse may be making fun of you for being a nerd, but remember that Dungeons and Dragons is for nerds, fantasy sports are for jocks! The difference and reasoning is just because.
You need a funny freaking team name though, one that you make you stand out and thrive as you crush the competition with imaginary points.
What should you call your team though? Yahoo always assigns me “Nate’s Dandy Team” whenever I register, but that crap will not do.
You are stuck, you just cannot think of anything awesome. Well look not further.
You need a fantasy baseball team name and we are here to help, so here are the best suggestions:
Hometown Flavor:
- Chicago Black Sox
- Chicago Rivers
- Deep Dish
- Wicker Park Hipsters
- Chicago Taxes
- Lakeview Yuppies
- Sears Power
- The Chicago Crimes
- Chicago Corruptions
- Chicago Untouchables
- The Black and Blues Brothers
- No Ketchup Allowed!
- Chicago Dead Voters
- Edens Traffic Jams
- Ohio Street Exit
- North Avenue Hookers
White Sox and Cubs Player Tributes:
- Big Frank’s Homers
- Son of LaRoche
- MVP Rizzos
- Haywire Heyward
- Sale’s Tantrums
- Schwarber Smash!
- Dunn’s Strikeouts
- Pierzynski’s Punchers
- Bryant’s Smashers
- Arrieta CY Repeat
- Cubs WS 2016
- Sox Playoffs 2016
- 2005 Forever
- Old Comiskey Park
- Wrigley Troughs
- Disco Demolition
- Zambrano’s Rage Issues
- Son of a Dunn
- LaRoche Entitlements
Neighborhood Shot Outs:
- Naperville Yuppies
- The Elgin Tuxedo
- Glenview Posers
- Northbrook Lawsuit Club
- Englewood Better Runs!
- Cicero Gangsters
- Cabrini Green Mansions
- Lake Forest Fortunate Sons
- South Side Safe Spaces
- Zion Nukes
- Wrigleville Drunks
- Round Lake Tractors
- Harvey Red Tags
- Old Style Vomits
- Joliet Prisoners
Team Bashing (For the haters):
- Sux Sux Sux!
- Wrigley Field Rodents
- US Cellular on Empty
- Cubs 1908 and Counting
- Empty Sox Seats
- 108 Years and Counting
- No HOF For Sosa
- No Cubs Parades
- Shut Up Hawk
- Chicago Chokes
The Risque Side (for the annoying fan):
- Mother Trucker
- Bar Skanks
- Home Run Cost Ya 20
- Huge Bat
- Bleacher Bum Grab
- Hot For Rizzo
- 3rd Base on First Date
- Old Style Pregnancy
- Lackey in the Bulge
- Home Run Via Booze
- 10 Shots and Dunn
- Fisk Me Up
- My Big Frank
If you have a few suggestions of your own, go ahead and share!
