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The Cubs Top List You’ve Been Waiting For: Your 9 Hottest Cubs

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Remembering Starlin Castro (Now On Yankees)

Ladies, in case you needed any additional motivation to get pumped up for tonight, here you go. Our boys have amazed on the field all year. Let’s give them the credit they really deserve. Here’s your lineup of the 2015 hottest Cubs. Enjoy the eye candy, and be sure to cheer on your faves tonight against the Bucs.

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Bruno Mars…I mean Starlin Castro will take the lead-off spot in our lineup. I just can’t help but look at Starlin and hear, “I think I wanna marry you.” Aside from that catchy clapping going on in the background, of course. We’ve been lucky enough to have Starlin around for a few years now, and it’s good to see he’s heating it up when it counts.

Pedro Strop

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Pedro, Pedro. Those eyes. That smile. Your intensity. We love them all. What we don’t particularly care for is your crooked cap. We get it, it’s a style thing. It’s hip. But straighten that baby out, and you’ll probably jump a few spots in next year’s rankings. Just a thought…I digress.

Dexter Fowler (Now Free Agent)

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Dex, we LOVE your smile. And we LOVE that you have so many chances to show it off. We know you’re used to being in the lead-off spot, but we think you fit in nicely here. We’re also a big fan of those break dancing moves you busted out on the field during the Cubs postseason clinching celebration. Bravo. We’d like to keep you around a while and see what else you have up your sleeve.

David Ross

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Whether you want to call him the Silver Fox or Gray Wolf, you have to admit David Ross is sexy in his “Dad” role on the team. With all the young studs we have in the dugout, it’s good to see someone like Ross be able to take charge and rally the troops.

Javy Baez

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We’re so happy you were able to join us for this playoff run, Javy. We hope you, those piercing eyes, and those nicely-sculpted, tattooed arms stay around for a long, long time. We’re also supportive of you continuing to wear the mouth guard on your helmet even when you no longer need it. We’d hate to see anything happen to that pretty little face.

Jake Arrieta

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Jake. Those arms, though. Aside from the fact that we think you are the sexiest man alive to ever wear a onesie, we much prefer you in a muscle shirt. Believe us, we appreciate your intense workouts and strict diet. It’s important to treat the body with respect. Especially when it looks like yours. Oh yeah, you’re pretty good on the mound, too. Thank you, Jake.

Jorge Soler

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Oh, Jorge. We are so happy you’re back with us. You don’t know how much we missed watching you and your home run trot while you were out injured. Please, please promise us you’ll stay healthy from now on. We wouldn’t mind seeing you in more muscle shirts, too. Maybe Jake can lend you one?

Anthony Rizzo

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It’s on a semi-regular basis I hear, “Why can’t you find a nice Italian boy like that Anthony Rizzo?” Yes, Mom. Working on it, Mom. How can you not love this guy? On and off the field, he is an awesome person. A family guy that spends his off time visiting with sick kids and making a difference. I don’t know many of us that could resist that smile. Oh, and did I mention he’s Italian?

Kris Bryant

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Now, was there any real doubt in your mind as to who would claim the top spot? Since joining the team this spring, K.B. has been a crowd favorite, especially with the ladies. It’s no doubt Kris has been the greatest all-around surprise for us this year, and hopefully he’ll be around for a long time. Just one thing we beg of you Kris…please, please, do not ever dress up like a Disney princess again. We love you as you are.

Until next time, ladies. #FlyTheW #GoCubsGo

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Duncan Keith Beats His Wife In Court

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According to a recent report from the Vancouver Sun, Duncan Keith’s ‘soon-to-be ex-wife‘, Kelly-Rae Keith, lost an interim bid in B.C. Supreme Court to get her husband to pay $150, 000 per month in spousal support.

Here’s an excerpt from the Vancouver Sun’s report:

Kelly Keith had sought the huge interim payout, along with $69, 270 per month in child support, claiming she had suffered “economic hardship and disadvantages” arising from the couple’s marriage breakdown in June 2014. Duncan argued that Kelly should receive $15, 000 in spousal support and $10, 000 for their son.

The couple, both 32, had been together since they were teenagers and started living together in 2009 when Kelly moved to Chicago where Duncan was playing hockey for the Blackhawks. Kelly couldn’t work in the U.S. and ran a charity in the couple’s name.

Since they separated last year, the court heard that Duncan, who earns more than $9 million annually as an All-Star defenceman, had paid Kelly $10, 000 per month as well as another $10, 000 monthly for the mortgage and other expenses on the couple’s Naramata property, where she lives with their two-year-old son Colton.

B.C. Supreme Court Justice George MacIntosh ruled that the child support claim for Colton was “disproportionately high, at least in this interim stage” and ordered Keith to pay Kelly $15, 000 per month to care for their son.

He also ordered that Duncan pay Kelly $45, 000 per month in spousal support, saying he considered it “adequate” for addressing the economic hardship and disadvantages of the couple’s split. But he drew the line at making the payments retroactive. Duncan will also continue to pay the mortgage and expenses on the Naramata property.

This sounds like the first step of a very complicated divorce procedure apparently happening in Canada. Back in July, Duncan Keith announced to the world that he was getting a divorce from Kelly-Rae and requested the public respect his privacy.

“Obviously, I’d really like to be there at the convention because I always enjoy meeting new fans and seeing old ones, so that’s a little frustrating not being able to celebrate with all of them, ” Keith said. “But in my own situation, I am going through a divorce. I’ve been separated for over a year now. I think right now my time needs to be spent with my son and I’m doing everything I can to spend as much time with him and dealing with a lot going on right now. I hope everybody can respect that and our privacy. Kelly and I are doing our best to co-parent Colton and raise him in a loving environment whether he’s with her or with me. This is part of that.”

Recent reports indicate Keith has a new girlfriend,  but he has an interesting legal battle ahead of him in divorce court.

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The First Black Harlem Globetrotter: Sweet River Baines [VIDEO]

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For the younger generation out there, here’s proof that at one point in time, Saturday Night Live was not only thriving, but actually had real comedians appear on it that were you know — funny.

In Season 17, Episode 1, the show knocked one out of the park with a skit called “The First Black Harlem Globetrotter”. The episode aired on September 28, 1991 and featured none other than Michael Jordan as the great Sweet River Baines and the late Phil Hartman as Abe Saperstein.

Take a few minutes and relive one of the funnier sketches involving the most iconic athlete of his era, maybe ever.

Long before there was Jackie Robinson, there was Sweet River Baines…

The First Black Harlem Globetrotter

Brooke Hogan Shows Her Ass To Instagram

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With all the turmoil surrounding her father, Brooke Hogan (real name Brooke Ellen Bollea) was dancing around in her panties for Instagram two days ago in some sort of fat mirror. She put on a show for everyone.

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According to reports, the 27 year-old singer and model hasn’t been married yet even though she was engaged to Dallas Cowboys center Phil Costa back in 2013. Wonder why they broke up … who wouldn’t want to join the Hogans?

After huge ratings, the family went on to launch their own reality TV series – Hogan Knows Best – which ran from 2005-2007, and allowing Brooke to shoot to fame.

While a teenage Brooke struggled with gaining freedom from an often overprotective dad, she was seen staying close to her family as she released her first album Undoscovered in 2006.

Brooke, now 27, shot to fame in her own right as a reality television star, actress, singer, and media personality. These days she’s singing the National Anthem for the Tampa Bay Lightning home games.

Here’s a few more pictures of Brooke.

 

Celebrity White Sox Fans Celebrating the World Series Anniversary

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The White Sox are feeling nostalgic this weekend as they celebrate the ten-year anniversary of the 2005 championship. This has not been the best of seasons for White Sox fans, but this weekend should be fun and full of fond memories. You may see some celebrity White Sox fans at the games this weekend. And these famous fans come from all walks of life, and include some interesting characters.

Michael Jordan

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When he took his hiatus from basketball he didn’t lace up with the north side. Michael followed his fandom and joined up with the White Sox. When playing for the Birmingham Barons, Jordan found the bus rides to be so uncomfortable that he replaced the bus.

Marlee Scott

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Country music singer Marlee Scott filled out a Celebrity fan page survey after attending a White Sox game. She released her first album, Souvenir in 2005. That was quite a year for both. She has gone on to release two more titles. It a shame her releases did not always coincide with White Sox championships.

Dennis De Young

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Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing was the White Sox’s anthem, but another 70’s & 80’s rocker would have loved to have one of his songs chosen. Styx lead singer, Dennis De Young is a lifelong White Sox fan. Of course, Mr. Roboto may not have fit the team’s theme.

Ebert & Roper

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Roger Ebert got to see his favorite team win it all before he died in 2013. Before that he was able to pass on his White Sox love to his new partner Richard Roper. They gave the 2005 season…wait for it…five stars!

Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy

Playboy cover girl and TV personality Jenny McCarthy is a born and raised Chicago girl who cheers for the White Sox. She was rumored to have dated Brian Urlacher, and it makes one wonder whom on ‘05 club she had the hots for? Would she have liked the young fire-baller Bobby Jenks, or the captain Paul Konerko? Maybe she would have wanted to try something different with Juan Uribe or Tadahito Iguchi.

George Wendt

George Wendt

He may have been a Red Sox fan on TV during his years on the hit show Cheers, but Chicago native George Wendt “cheers” for a different colored sox in real life. Many of the Second City alumni are Cubs fans, but this celebrity White Sox fan went the opposite direction.

Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer

The famed talk show host and former mayor of Cincinnati, represents the unique nature of celebrity White Sox fans. Hopefully, not too many Springer show guests proclaim themselves to be White Sox fans. Then again, the guys who tried to give first base coach Tom Gamboa a beat down, would fit on Springer’s show perfectly.

Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan

Originally born in Elgin, Illinois, Gaffigan was raised in the Midwest. He has thrown out the first pitch at US Cellular Field, and he does a lot of comedy shows in the area. He performs at the Horseshoe in Hammond, Indiana, and he will be doing a show on August 6th at the FirstMerit Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island in Chicago.

Mankind & His Sock Mr. Socko

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This fellow is one of the more unique celebrity White Sox fans. Mankind (aka Mick Foley) was a multiple champion in pro wrestling, and one of the strangest characters in WWE history. Maybe he’s a White Sox because of his affection for socks.

Picasso

Picasso

Okay, so this renowned artist may not have been alive for the 2005 championship, but he was around for the first two (1906, 1917). Picasso is said to have been such a big White Sox fan that he was once given a White Sox jersey as a gift to entice him to do a piece which would have been displayed in the Daily Plaza.

Mr. T

Mr. T

Born and raised in Chicago, it should not surprise anyone that Mr. T is a White Sox fan. In high school, he played football, wrestled, and studied martial arts. He even had a tryout for the Green Bay Packers. He also worked as a bouncer and body guard. Perhaps the White Sox could hire him for their security. Even today, nobody is going to mess with Mr. T.

Casey Jamerson

Casey Jamerson

Country music recording artist, Casey Jamerson is another celeb who filled out a White Sox celebrity fan survey. She also listed on her survey that she likes hot dogs, M&Ms, and would like to be the Queen of England for a day.

President Obama

President Barack Obama

He is, without a doubt, the most famous celebrity White Sox fan. Despite having to be politically correct, and not choose sides on issues or fandom, Barrack Obama has stayed true to the south side squad. He is seen here throwing out the first pitch at US Cellular Field. President Obama even wore a White Sox hat while throwing out the first pitch for the Washington Nationals.

VIDEO: Threesome Caught On Camera At Calgary Stampede Rodeo

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The Calgary Stampede is a huge rodeo in Canada, and apparently there are mini-rodeos that take place inside the event. Check out this crazy video posted from Deadspin that features a woman allegedly taking it from behind from one guy and apparently giving head to the other. We couldn’t make this kind of shit up if we wanted to.

We wouldn’t have posted this without context, but after a couple days of digging we can confirm that this was just three people having a consensual, semi-public good time. By virtue of gender, the woman has become the center of the attention/shaming/oh-god-there’s-already-a-thinkpiece. But it should be noted that while she’s become something of a local meme, with macros, photoshops, and even a song devoted to her, no one has been more active in celebrating the outdoor loving than the woman herself. (Deadspin)

See the video here.

No proof that this is real…wait, yes there is.  😉

The daylight video of the threesome, who don’t appear to know they’re being filmed on a mobile phone from a distance, was posted on the Reddit social media site Tuesday. But with more than 230, 000 views, it has since resulted in an explosion of commentary on Twitter and Facebook, including the creation of a Facebook site claiming to be the woman involved.

Calgary police said they are investigating, according to the report from Deadspin.

*VIDEO from Deadspin

Derrick Rose Lied To The World And Got Away With It

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Have you heard the story about Derrick Rose’s mysterious SAT scores that earned him eligibility at Memphis? If not, it’s fascinating.

In June of 2009, Memphis University was forced to vacate 38 regular season wins and their appearance in the 2008 NCAA tournament as a result of an allegation about eligibility. Although the original Infractions’ report from the NCAA Committee did not name Derrick Rose, he was the only Memphis player to match the description.

The player in the report was accused of having another person take his SAT so he would be eligible to play at Memphis.

Keyword in that statement is accused, there was no direct evidence that supported their claim. However, circumstantial evidence was everywhere.

Reports revealed that Rose failed the ACT three time in Chicago before opting to take the SAT in Detroit. He was attempting to validate a score for himself that would earn him the opportunity to play basketball at Memphis his freshman year. Why did he choose Detroit? Well, there’s a theory on that.

As Gary Parrish pointed out, via The Dagger, Worldwide Wes (William Wesley) is based out of Detroit and it’s long been established that he helped steer Rose to John Calipari at Memphis. Wes, whom most fans have never heard of, is considered to be one of the biggest powerbrokers in the NBA.

After accusations started to swirl in 2009, Rose denied it on multiple occasions to the national media.

I took it, I took it, ” Rose said September 25, 2009. “That’s for sure, ” he said.

When asked about his score though, Rose couldn’t recall it.

Rose couldn’t recall his score, saying, “I don’t even remember my last report card.”

The reason the NCAA was investigating the issue was because they attempted to contact Rose two different times to validate his identity but he failed to respond.

The NCAA attempted to contact the player twice to attain proof he took the exam, according to the report, but he didn’t respond.

So, let’s put this together. Memphis lost 38 wins because somebody reported a fraudulent SAT score. Rose failed the ACT three times in Chicago, then mysteriously passed the SAT in Detroit. Rose claims he took the test, but didn’t remember his score. The NCAA claims their attempts to validate the identity went unanswered.

Therefore, the next step in the investigation was to hire a handwriting expert.

The school says the only proof of a fraudulent test score comes from a forensic document examiner hired by the NCAA to look at the player’s handwriting samples. She was only able to say that the player’s handwriting “probably” did not match the handwriting on the test.

So, the handwriting expert also claims the writing on the test “probably” isn’t Rose’s. But, if Rose said he took the test, he must have… right?

Ultimately, Memphis was unable to find any evidence that Rose had cheated based on what was available at the time.

Rose made a statement after the wins were vacated.

“It is satisfying to see that the NCAA could find no wrongdoing on my part in their ruling. It is important for people to understand that I complied of everything that was asked of me while at the university, including my full cooperation in the university’s investigation of this issue, and was ultimately cleared to play in the entire 2007-08 season by the NCAA Clearinghouse and the university. I look forward to putting this behind me.”

The rumored theory goes like this…

  • Rose failed the ACT three times.
  • Rose hired someone to take the test for him.
  • Memphis got stripped of all their wins.
  • Rose went to NBA, Calipari went to Kentucky.
  • Direct evidence lacked, so Rose gets away with no penalty.

Well, we shouldn’t say “no penalty.” A lawsuit followed from Memphis ticket holders claiming their tickets were worth less value now that the team’s wins had been vacated. Calipari and Rose made “donations” to the scholarship fund and settled out of court.

“Mr. Rose is appreciative of his time and opportunities at the University of Memphis, and as such, will consider, exercising good faith and intentions, making a suitable donation to the University of Memphis Scholarship Fund.”

Someone had to get in trouble though, right?

According to the authorities, five test-takers used bogus school IDs to take the ACT or SAT for 15 students who paid them $500 to $3, 600 apiece. The alleged test-takers have been hit with felony fraud charges, while those accused of paying them face misdemeanors.

So five test-takers were arrested, and charged with felonies — but again, Rose took it himself. It’s not like he had ever changed his grades before … oh, wait.

In a separate investigation, James Sullivan, Inspector General of the Chicago Public Schools district’s Board of Education, released a report of his investigation stating that four student-athletes of a CPS school had one-month grade boosts to alter their college transcripts. The Chicago Sun-Times revealed the school as Simeon Career Academy and that three of the four were Rose and his former teammates Kevin Johnson and Tim Flowers, prominent members of the back-to-back championship teams. The newspaper claimed that Rose’s grade was changed from a D to a C.

Who do you believe about the SAT score?

The Educational Testing Service voided Rose’s SAT score after Rose’s freshman year at Memphis.

Maybe student-athletes shouldn’t be forced to test well in a classroom to play college sports, but cheating your way through the system is no way to set an example for kids from Chicago. Lying only makes it worse.

So, Tiger Woods Was Banging A PGA Golfer’s Wife

Remember when Tiger Woods was dating Olympic star Lindsey Vonn and everything was all good? Then, they broke up and now we know details on why. According to the National Enquirer,  Woods was in a relationship with PGA Golfer Jason Dufner’s ex-wife Amanda Dufner.

I guess that sex rehab didn’t work.

The tabloid claims that while he was dating Vonn, Woods was carrying on a relationship with 27-year-old Amanda Dufner, who divorced PGA Tour player Jason Dufner earlier this year. The Dufners cited an “irretrievable breakdown of the marriage, ” with no further details, in their divorce filings in April.

The Enquirer report, excerpted on Radar Online’s website on Wednesday, claims that Woods flew the former Amanda Dufner to Seattle when he played practice rounds at U.S. Open venue Chambers Bay last month.

Woods, 39, broke up with Vonn in May, only days after she had appeared on a series of talk shows and had spoken openly about what a good boyfriend and father Woods had been during their time together. The tabloid report claims that Vonn broke off the three-year relationship after learning Woods had been carrying on an affair with Amanda Dufner.

Oh shit! Is it really a surprise though? I mean he already had cheated on his ex-wife Elin Nordegren with like a hundred women.

Jason Dufner won the 2013 PGA Championship. He and his ex-wife became fan favorites on social media and it turns out Woods was a big fan as well.

Woods’ camp isn’t happy at all with the story.

Tiger Woods’ agent took a big swing at a tabloid story linking Woods to the ex-wife of fellow golf pro Jason Dufner.

“Absolutely 100 percent false, ” agent Mark Steinberg said in an e-mail to FOX411 when we requested comment on the report. “Complete lie and fabrication.”

Well, the National Enquirer was right about Woods’ cheating six years ago, so take this report however you want to.

Meanwhile, here’s Amanda Dufner if you don’t know who she is. Well she’s been Amanada Boyd for several months now actually.

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WWE Divas Wardrobe Malfunction On Live TV

During the most recent episode of Monday Night Raw, viewers who tuned into the USA Network got to see a little more than expected for a brief moment.

When Lana and Diva Summer Rae got into a little cat fight, Lana’s small skirt rode up and well… here’s the main idea of what happened:

Fortunately for Lana, what she was wearing under her skirt was a matching white color, so it wasn’t quite as obvious as it could have been.

But that wasn’t quite it. There was still just a bit more of poor camera angle choices to be shown:

WWE posted a heavily edited version of the video onto their social media accounts taking out most of the bad parts:

This also comes on the same night that Raw seemed to have slipped up when they aired a photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Instagram video of him showing up unexpectedly in Boston. The reason this was a slip up though was because in the post, Johnson used the hashtag “#AndByWildMeanApeShit”.

If there is one lesson to be learned from all of this, it is that the WWE probably shouldn’t have their women go at it while wearing short, tight skirts. That kind of seemed like it would have already been obvious…

Overall, not the best night for the WWE and Monday Night Raw.

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Chicago Bulls Girls Strip For The NBA Draft

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With all this talk about girls posing naked in Chicago Blackhawks jerseys, female Bulls fans wanted to join the party. Last night was the 2015 NBA Draft, the Bulls selected F Bobby Portis 22nd overall, and these fans are excited to see what next season brings. Some of these women could be considered the hottest Chicago Bulls fans on the planet, but that’s for you to decide.

The hockey girls are called “puck bunnies, ” we’ll call these girls “jersey chasers.”

Check them out.