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The Best Movie Star To Play Each Cubs Player In Upcoming Film

Since news has broken that there will be a movie documenting the Chicago Cubs World Series championship, a few websites have weighed in on who should be cast to play certain Chicago Cubs players. To be quite honest with you, some of them are really REALLY good but most of them are completely off.

Daniel Day Lewis as Javier Baez? (I’m looking at you Sports Illustrated.)

Now I’m not saying that my casting skills are anything special but I thought I’d throw my two cents into the casting question of, “Who should be cast to play the 2016 Chicago Cubs.”

Why Ryan Pace’s Man Crush On Mike Glennon Is For Real

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The Ryan Pace Mike Glennon crush is looking more and more real by the day. Some people will shoot the idea down. If that were the case, then why did the Bears give him a three-year contract where most of the guaranteed money is gone after the first year? The answer to that is easy. It’s smart business. Chicago locks up their starter for a decent span of time but are protected against the possibility he fails.

That doesn’t change the fact that Pace is starting to look like a man ready to drink the Glennon Kool-Aid. Fans have clung to the belief that this is just a bridge strategy. Glennon is meant to hold the starting position down for this year while the team looks for their long-term answer in the draft. Maybe it’s Mitchell Trubisky, or Deshaun Watson or DeShone Kizer. Impossible to know for sure.

Yet it’s hard to simply gloss over the glowing comments Pace has made regarding Glennon. Many of them unprompted. It’s starting to look like he geuninely believes the Bears have an answer at quarterback. Not just a placeholder.

Ryan Pace Mike Glennon connection

During the annual NFL owners meetings down in Arizona, Pace fielded questions for the first time since the scouting combine. There were many regarding the state of the roster and the teams’ plans for several new free agents. Naturally though the conversation was dominated by the quarterback talk. The young GM once again had an opportunity to backtrack his conviction on Glennon.

Once again he refused. According to Adam Hoge of WGN Radio, the moves the team has made are designed to help Glennon have the best chance to succeed. Now and potentially in the future. This includes the recent signing of veteran Mark Sanchez.

Mark Sanchez is just a backup and his primary job will be to help develop Mike Glennon. 

Addressing the Sanchez signing for the first time, the first thing Pace did was reiterate that Glennon is the Bears’ starting quarterback. Pace sees Sanchez as “a really good, solid No. 2 quarterback.”

Reasoning

Pace wouldn’t back down from his praise of Glennon either. His admiration for the 27-year old goes all the way back to the 2013 draft. Pace was a big fan of his coming out of North Carolina State. In fact he admitted that the Bears had talks with Tampa Bay about a potential trade two different times. Talks just never progressed to anything realistic. The fact the Buccaneers tried to retain Glennon for $8 million per year signals their own high opinion of him.

Pace insisted that given enough time people will see the exciting value he brings to the table.

“As you guys get to know him, you will sense this, he’s very intelligent. He studies a ton of tape. He’s a really hard worker and you can feel those things and he’s really good at processing the field and seeing information quickly.” Pace said. “We talk about the traits we value in a quarterback, whether it’s arm strength or release quickness or accuracy, but you guys all know the ability to process and go through your progressions quickly and identify coverages.

Some guys just think quicker than others and I think that he can process information quickly and make the right decisions with the football and sometimes that might mean the check down or throwing it away when necessary. That’s OK.”

True love?

Now it’s possible this enthusiasm could be just an elaborate smokescreen to steer people away from the idea that Pace is eyeing quarterbacks in the draft. Here’s why that might be misguided. First, the man may be secretive about certain intentions but he’s always been up front about his feelings towards players. See his comments about Jay Cutler and Alshon Jeffery for reminders. This is not false praise for Glennon. He really likes the guy.

Second, and perhaps more important is the history. Pace hasn’t drafted a quarterback yet in his short career as GM. Not one. There were plenty of opportunities to do so but each time he passed on it for other positions. This seeming indifference to the draft goes back to his days in New Orleans. During his entire time there as a scout and executive from 2002 to 2014, the team drafted three quarterbacks. All of them in the fifth round or later.

Their two starters were acquired via trade (Aaron Brooks) and free agency (Drew Brees). New Orleans made the playoffs six times and won a Super Bowl over that span. For better or worse, Pace grew up in a system that showed the draft is not the only avenue to finding an effective starting quarterback.

That indicates he’s not bluffing in this. He’s sticking to best player available. If that means sacrificing the chance to get a top quarterback, so be it.

Get To Know Chicago’s Next Big Thing, Addison Russell

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After his first full season on the North Side, Addison Russell is primed to step into the spotlight and become the next Cubs superstar.

It’s been four months since the Chicago Cubs broke a 108-year-old drought by winning the World Series with a dramatic Game 7, 8-7 victory, over the Cleveland Indians. Despite having a roster already loaded with superstars, Addison Russell has become an integral part to a Cubs team hoping to defend their championship status in 2017.

Let’s take a look at Addison Russell’s path to the Cubs, and how his early success points to even bigger things in the near future.

The Early Years

Addison Russell, from Pace, Florida, played his high school ball for Pace High School. He played on the Varsity team from 2010 to 2012. In 2010, he led his team to a state championship and they were runners up in 2012. Russell’s play didn’t go unnoticed, in 2010 he played in the Under Armour All-America Baseball Game. In 2011, he was a Louisville Slugger First Team All-American.

During his final season in high school, Russell hit for a .358 batting average and recorded a .532 on-base percentage, while hitting eight home runs. Prior to the end of his high school career, Russell signed his national letter of intent to play college baseball for the Auburn Tigers.

Athletics

Despite his intent to play baseball for the Auburn Tigers, Russell was drafted 11th overall in the 2012 MLB Draft by the Oakland Athletics. He signed a $2.625 million dollar contract and began his professional career with the Arizona League Athletics.

Russell would progress through the Athletics system at a rapid pace. Including the Arizona League Athletics, he had stints with the Vermont Lake Monsters and the Burlington Bees. His first year in the minors was quite impressive. Between the three teams, his first season of hitting consisted of .369/.432/.594 with seven home runs and 45 RBI’s.

After only 55 games in the minors, Russell was named the Athletics’ best prospect according to Baseball America. He was named the CAL rookie and shortstop of the year and was named to the CAL All-Star team.

Becoming A Cub

July 4th, 2014 will be a day forever remembered in Cubs history as the day Theo Epstein pulled off arguably the greatest trade in franchise history. The Cubs were still in full-on rebuild mode, trading what ever assets they had to gain prospects and draft picks for the future. In this particular trade, the Cubs sent starting pitchers Jeff Samardzija and Jason Hammel to the Athletics in exchange for Addison Russell, outfielder Billy McKinnney and pitcher Dan Straily.

Russell’s time in the Cubs minor league system was short, but remained productive. During his time with the Tennessee Smokies he was hitting .294/.332/.536 with 12 home runs and 36 RBI’s.

Arriving At The Show

On April 21, 2015 Addison Russell made his long anticipated debut for the Chicago Cubs and never looked back. On the year, he batted .242/.307/.389 with 13 home runs and 54 RBI’s in 142 games.

His 2016 season was the first wire-to-wire season as a Cub and there is plenty to be excited about. At just 22-years-old, Russell was hitting .238/.321/.738 with 21 home runs and 95 RBI’s. His strikeout rate was down from 28.5% in 2015 to 22.6% in 2016. He became the youngest player to start an All-Star game in franchise history.

For the 103-win Cubs, Russell was responsible for an impressive 11 game-winning RBI’s. In the World Series, Russell was responsible for nine RBI’s, which already puts him at 7th all time. To top it all off he became a World Series Champion.

What’s Next

It’s hard to fathom that Addison Russell has accomplished so much at such a young age. What’s even scarier is that he hasn’t even begun to scratch his prime, and he is already one of the top young shortstops in the game.

His defense is already Gold Glove caliber. According to FanGraphs, in 2016 he was responsible for 19 defensive runs saved tying him with Gold Glover Brandon Crawford of the San Francisco Giants.

On the offensive side of the ball, he has seen increases from 2015 to 2016 in both hard contact from 27.1% to 29.3% and pull power from 42.6% to 44.2%. With a team-leading five home runs in spring training, it’s safe to say Addison Russell still has plenty of offensive firepower to unleash.

As Cubs fans, we can only sit back and enjoy as a 23-year-old blossoms into one of the best shortstops the franchise has ever seen.

Get To Know New White Sox Center Fielder And Leadoff Man, Jacob May

Recently, the White Sox made a minor trade when they sent outfielder Peter Bourjos to the Tampa Bay Rays for cash considerations. While it may seem small at first, the trade opens a huge opportunity for young prospect Jacob May. Wait, who? Exactly.

Jacob May is definitely not one of the sexier names in the White Sox farm system, ranking 26th in their top 30. Last year he made it up to Triple-A, but went through his own set of struggles that included a career low OBP of .309.

Rollercoaster Of A Spring

This Spring Training, the center field spot was 12th ranked White Sox prospect Charlie Tilson’s to lose. Unfortunately, the injury bug has not been especially kind to Tilson, thus creating a position battle between Bourjos and May. Obviously since Bourjos has since been traded to the Rays, Jacob May now finds himself as the White Sox Opening Day center fielder.

May has taken full advantage of his Spring Training invite, putting up a very solid slash line. After going 2-4 today he is now hitting .339/.361/.525 in 61 plate appearances. Even May seems to realize that no one was really giving him a shot, but it looks like the doubters have been fueling him all throughout the spring.

“Honestly I came into this spring feeling personally as a dark horse in this whole thing. Not someone that is really talked about a lot, which is fine with me. I don’t really care about that stuff. It gave me a little chip on my shoulder. People didn’t expect too much from me. I know the organization knows what I’m capable of doing, which is all that really matters.”

-Jacob May on Being Named The White Sox Center Fielder

Physique, Tools

Age-25

Height/weight- 5’10, 180

Bats/throws- S, R

Jacob May is definitely not going to be known for launching home runs into the bleachers at Guaranteed Rate Field. In fact, on the 20-80 grade scale the MLB uses to rate tools, May’s power checks in at just a 25. However, with his lack of power, May also brings a ++ speed tool, grading out at 70. If he can focus on hitting for contact and putting the ball in play, his speed will give him plenty of chances to beat out throws for infield singles. Once he is on base he can use his speed to keep pitchers honest as well. As for defense, May improved on his reads a lot last year, and though his arm is average, it is enough to get the job done in center.

Leadoff Man

With Rick Hahn on record that Tim Anderson is the likely no. 2 hitter in the White Sox lineup, Jacob May will take the leadoff role for the South Siders. It really is a perfect fit. A contact hitter with elite speed, May could end up being a pleasant surprise this season. If he fails, it’s not the worst thing in the world. No one really gave him a chance to begin with. If he exceeds expectations, he could find himself a solid role in the lineup this year and future seasons.

Final Outlook

Jacob May has struggled to  consistently hit upper level pitching throughout his career. If he can hit in the area of .270 this season, White Sox fans should be absolutely ecstatic. However, it is much more realistic for him to sit in the .245-.250 range. From being classified as a fourth outfielder to suddenly being the starting center fielder in just a month’s time, Jacob May has the opportunity of a lifetime in front of him. Time will tell how tightly he can grasp it.

Bears Fans Have Wanted This Forever, and May Finally Get It

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Any time the conversation came up, there was always that one person who would make the suggestion. “Doesn’t a Kyle Fuller safety move make so much sense?” Nobody took them seriously at the time for obvious reasons. The Chicago Bears were starved for capable cornerbacks and couldn’t afford to move their former first round pick from that position. Especially since he was starting to play well late in 2015.

Things have changed in the past year though. Fuller missed an entire season with a knee injury. In that span the Bears have added several new corners to the depth chart. This includes youngsters like Cre’Von LeBlanc and intriguing veterans like Prince Amukamara and Marcus Cooper. Suddenly the battle for a roster spot is looking dicey for Fuller.

After all he hasn’t played a meaningful snap in 14 months (and counting). It’s fear he may become yet another busted draft pick of the Phil Emery era. That is unless they do something to help him. One idea that’s gaining steam? You guessed it.

Kyle Fuller safety experiment

Patrick Finley of the Chicago Sun-Times was at the annual NFL owners meetings in Arizona. There some interesting information came out via GM Ryan Pace and the coaches. Apparently there are plans to do some jostling with the roster when offseason practices begin. Chief among them is considering a move of Fuller to the safety position.

So why are people clamoring for this to happen? Keep in mind Fuller was drafted to be a corner in a 4-3 system under Mel Tucker. Typically that requires a very different skill set at the position. Namely keeping plays in front of them and playing downhill, limiting yards after the catch. Not so for 3-4 corners who are required to play man-to-man coverage. Something Fuller can do but isn’t excellent at.

Free safeties on the other hand are similar to zone corners in that they keep plays in front of them and wait for their opportunities to go for the turnovers. Fuller, in spite of his inconsistency, has shown repeatedly he can take the ball away.

By not forcing him to play with his back to the football, it’s theorized Fuller will player faster and with more confidence. He’s got the size and physicality to make switch successful. It comes down to whether the Bears coaches feel he can take on the added responsibilities of making adjustments like most safeties must. Can he communicate with enough authority? Everybody knows he’s somewhat withdrawn in terms of personality.

Either way the risk seems worth it. Fuller has all the tools required to become a successful safety. There are many stories of corners who underachieved making that transition and reinventing their careers. Bears fans don’t want to give up that hope for him. At last it appears the team is ready to present that opportunity.

If he ends up failing, nobody will be able to say they didn’t try to make it work. If nothing else it will be another fun story for training camp and preseason.

Projecting The Cubs Opening Day Roster

Opening Day for the Cubs is usually meet with ‘This Year’s Our Year’ signs and silly goat tributes, a slew of some fan-lore good juju created in hopes of increasing the Cubs chances of finally breaking the curse and winning their elusive World Series title.

Well, they did that all last year, and now it’s time to just actually talk baseball for once instead of wondering if they’ll do it, and the Cubs have some questions that have yet to be answered this late in spring training.

The roster was just recently cut to 31 players Monday afternoon, and while it’s becoming clear who is in competition for roster spots, nobody has a clue what Joe Maddon plans on doing with his opening day lineup. We know Jon Lester will be involved, being the opening day starter, and it’s safe to assume regulars like reigning-MVP Kris Bryant, Anthony Rizzo, Ben Zobrist, and Kyle Schwarber should find their names on the lineup card. But beyond that, it’s really a mystery, and Joe Maddon is trying to keep it that way.

Adam Gase Admits He’s Upset That Bears Stole Dion Sims

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Ryan Pace is quickly developing a reputation for swiping decent players away from their previous teams that good head coaches wanted to keep. Last year he did it to Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots when the Bears stole Akiem Hicks. That man promptly delivered seven sacks and should’ve been considered for a Pro Bowl Now it seems the always sneak GM is at it again. This time doing it to an old friend in Adam Gase.

Most people recall that the former Bears offensive coordinator spent one season in Chicago. During that time he brilliant breathed one last breath of fresh air into the career of Jay Cutler. Then, just like that, the Miami Dolphins whisked him away to become their next head coach. So long, Adam, we barely knew thee.

The business with Gase hasn’t stopped there though. Chicago and Miami have engaged in a couple competitions for free agents the past two offseasons. Last year they both wanted running back C.J. Anderson. It looked like the Dolphins had him, but he chose a return to Denver. This year? It was the Bears who sniped Gase when the signed 26-year old tight end Dion Sims.

A move Gase couldn’t help but admit rankled him.

The general feeling with Sims is he’s an emerging two-way threat at the tight end position. He’s already respected as a blocker both in pass protection and the ground game. Last year, despite being targeted just 35 times, he hauled in 26 passes for 256 yards and four touchdowns. It’s looking like he is ready for a more prominent role in the offensive game plan, hence his desire to seek out a starting job.

Miami made that difficult when they decided to trade for veteran Julius Thomas from Jacksonville. It was no doubt evident to Sims at that point that the team would ask him to split time and probably not see much action in the passing game like last year. One can’t blame him for taking a nice pay day from the Bears. Not only do they love to feature the tight end in their offense, they also badly need one.

The fact that a proven offensive wizard like Gase was upset about losing him? A clear signal they likely made a good decision.

March 28th Should Officially Be Dubbed Michael Jordan Day

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What is it about March 28 that always brought out the best in Michael Jordan? It remains a mystery. But on this day throughout his career, the GOAT gave several of the GOAT-y performances Bulls fans became so used to seeing.

The Best From The Greatest

On March 28, 1990, the Bulls were back in Cleveland facing the Cavaliers. In the first round of the previous season’s playoffs, Jordan hit a buzzer-beating shot over Craig Ehlo to clinch Game 5 and the series. Poor Ehlo had another traumatic experience nearly a year later. Jordan gave Ehlo a compliment pregame, calling it a “challenge” to score against him. Michael then proceeded to embarrass Ehlo all over the court, scoring a career high 69 points and grabbing 18 rebounds in the Bulls’ 117-113 OT win.

Check the highlights:

Jordan shot 23-37 from the field (62.2%) and 21-23 from the free throw line. He added 6 assists and 4 steals. Proving for the umpteenth time that he could take over a game when needed, MJ scored 18 of the Bulls’ final 28 points between the 4th quarter and overtime.

Double Nickle at MSG

Fast forward five years. March 28th, 1995, Jordan is sporting #45 in just his fifth game back from his first retirement. The Bulls are battling the Knicks at Madison Square Garden, the NBA’s biggest stage.

Jordan was playing baseball when Pat Riley’s gang knocked Scottie Pippen and the Bulls out of the second round in ’94. Perhaps MJ was trying to make a point; reestablishing his dominance by shredding the Knicks on their home floor. He did just that, scoring 55 points in what became known as the “Double-Nickle” game.

The highlights:

Jordan finished that game (a 113-111 Bulls win) shooting 21-37 (56.8%) from the field and 10-11 from the charity stripe. He only dished 2 assists, but one of them was a beautiful dime to Bill Wennington for the game-winning dunk with 3 seconds left.

Honorable Mentions

March 28, 1985: This one came in Jordan’s rookie season. In a 122-114 loss at Cleveland, His Airness dropped 35 points. He also dished 10 assists and grabbed 8 rebounds.

March 28, 1989: In a 115-106 win over the Warriors, Jordan tallied a triple double with 33 points, 12 rebounds and 11 assists. He added 4 steals.

March 28, 1991: Playing only 30 minutes of the Bulls’ 128-94 blowout win over the Nets, Jordan scored a very efficient 42 points on 16-26 shooting from the field. Pippen was the team’s next highest scorer with 14.

March 28, 1992: The defending champs win easy over Cleveland, 126-102. MJ pours in 44 points on 21-32 shooting while adding 6 assists, 4 rebounds and 3 steals. The Bulls go on to win 11 of their final 12 regular season games, charging into the postseason for their second straight title run.

Not a bad track record for a random day in early spring. Makes you wonder what Jordan is up to today…like putting big money on a round of 18 or grabbing a spot at a craps table in Vegas.

Happy Michael Jordan Day, everyone!

Scouting The Blackhawks’ Potential First-Round Playoff Opponents

ST. LOUIS, MO - APRIL 25: Members of the Chicago Blackhawks and the St. Louis Blues line up for the post-series handshakes after Game Seven of the Western Conference First Round during the 2016 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs at the Scottrade Center on April 25, 2016 in St. Louis, Missouri. The blues beat the Blackhawks 3-2 to win the series. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/ Getty Images)

The Chicago Blackhawks are closing in on the Central Division crown despite uniquely miserable losses to the Florida Panthers and Tampa Bay Lightning in their last two outings.

Chicago hasn’t played nearly as well entering April as they have throughout February and most of March, but they’re still in the driver’s seat for the top seed in the Western Conference.

Now it’s time to look ahead to the postseason. There are a few teams jousting for position in the wild-card race and the Blackhawks will face the second wild-card team should they hold onto their lead in the division.

Which team possesses the most dangerous threat to unseating the Blackhawks in the quarterfinals? Let’s take a look at each potential opponent:

St. Louis Blues 

Record: 41-28-6 (88 points, 2nd wild-card team)

2016-17 season series vs. Chicago: Hawks won, 3-2

It’s been a bizarre season for Chicago’s most-hated division rival. The Blues got off to a slow start to the season and parted ways with coach Ken Hitchcock on Feb. 1 with a 24-21-5 record. They won seven of their next eight games after familiar foe Mike Yeo took the helm before dropping four in a row to close out the month.

St. Louis has been just as hot as Chicago in the month of March, however. They’ve gone 10-2-1 this month and have played their way into a playoff spot.

The Blues are led by the usual suspects of Vladimir Tarasenko, Jaden Schwartz and Alexander Steen, but they’re no longer without defenseman Kevin Shattenkirk, who was traded to Washington at the deadline.

The Hawks would certainly have revenge on their minds from last year’s thrilling quarterfinal series that was lost in seven games. The Blues would surely give Chicago everything it could handle in the opening round.

Fear meter: 6/10. The Blues aren’t as good as they were last season, but their big horses could give the Hawks trouble.

Calgary Flames

Record: 43-29-4 (90 points, first wild-card)

2016-17 season series vs. Chicago: Hawks won, 2-1

Things are getting wacky in the Pacific Division, as the fourth-place Flames are just three points behind the Anaheim Ducks for first and only one point behind San Jose and Edmonton.

The Flames have capable scorers across all four lines. They have 12 players who have scored at least 10 goals this season, which is the most in the league.

Chicago would possibly see old nemesis Brian Elliott should the teams meet in the first round. The former Blues netminder has a 2.47 goals against average and a .911 save percentage in his debut season in Calgary. He’s been outstanding lately, going 15-2-1 since the All-Star break.

The Flames don’t do anything particularly great, but they don’t have an obvious weakness. Chicago also could have a hard time containing phenomenal scorer Johnny Gaudreau, who has only 17 goals this season but will be a handful in a potential series.

Also worth noting, the Hawks would go against three members of past championship teams: Michael Frolik, Kris Versteeg and Troy Brouwer.

Fear meter: 5.5/10. Calgary’s a good team with a mix of steady veterans and aspiring youngsters. However, they shouldn’t offer the Hawks too much to handle even though Elliott had their number at times last postseason.

Nashville Predators 

Record: 39-25-11 (89 points, third in Central Division)

2016-17 season series vs. Chicago: Hawks won, 4-1.

The Predators were viewed as a sexy Stanley Cup pick after acquiring defenseman P.K. Subban during the offseason. The season hasn’t gone as planned, but the Predators might be playing their best hockey right now. Nashville has won seven of eight after it was 32-24-11 on March 9.

The Blackhawks have dominated the Predators ever since their first meeting, which was Nashville’s lone victory this season. Chicago has outscored the Preds, 18-10, in their ensuing four meetings and have put up at least five goals in three of those contests.

The Predators have plenty of lethal scoring threats that could give Chicago’s defense trouble. They have three 20-goal scorers in Viktor Arvidsson, Filip Forsberg and James Neal.

Nashville’s greatest weakness is in the blue paint They allow an average of 2.69 goals per game and Pekka Rinne has been inconsistent in net.

Fear meter: 5/10. No division rival should be taken lightly and Nashville’s frantic pace gave Chicago trouble the last time these teams met in the first round of the playoffs in 2015. But the Predators are awfully susceptible in net while Corey Crawford is usually rock-solid when the play in front of him isn’t horrible.

Edmonton Oilers

Record: 41-25-9 (91 points, third in Pacific Division)

2016-17 series vs. Chicago: Oilers won, 2-1.

Edmonton’s resurgence after so many years buried in the basement has been one of the best stories of the season. Much of that is due to sensational star Connor McDavid, who is poised to win the Art Ross Trophy and Hart Memorial Trophy.

McDavid has 88 points on the season and doesn’t even lead his team in goals. That honor is currently held by Leon Draisaitl, who has 27 goals and 70 points. Outside of those two, the Oilers possess decent depth but no other player with more than 45 points.

The Oilers have also been competent (gasp) in net thanks to Cam Talbot, who has a 2.40 goals against average and a .920 save percentage.

Fear meter: 5/10. The Oilers have given the Hawks problems even when they were cellar dwellers, but this team starts and ends with McDavid. It might take a couple of games, but Joel Quenneville would likely find a way to neutralize Edmonton’s engine.

So which team do you want the Hawks to face in the opening round? Vote on our poll and follow Sports Mockery on Twitter!

Bulls Front Office Gets Hammered In NBA Management Rankings

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Earlier today, ESPN released their rankings for the best to worst front offices in the NBA. Each team’s owner, GM/President and coach is scored on a 0-10 scale for their job performance this season. Throughout the back half of the week, ESPN’s NBA staff will give their in-depth breakdowns of the individual scores for all aforementioned parties across the league. (Gee, I can’t wait to hear what everyone has to say about Gar Forman!) In the meantime, they released the compiled scores for each team.

Unsurprisingly, the always-contending San Antonio Spurs finished with the highest rating in the league at 9.62 on a 10 scale. Golden State, Boston, Houston and Miami rounded out the top five. Where did the Bulls finish, you ask?

Not Quite Dead Last

…all the way down at #28. Chicago’s score of 3.71 only bested Sacramento (2.69) and the Knicks (2.20). That seems accurate. The Bulls are a mess. The front office made questionable decisions to sign aging veterans Dwyane Wade and Rajon Rondo last summer. They clearly lost the trade with Oklahoma City at the deadline and their “plans” for the future are maddeningly inconsistent. Owner Jerry Reinsdorf appears disinterested and too loyal to his incompetent front office employees. Head coach Fred Hoiberg hasn’t shown his bosses anything that would suggest he’s capable of running an NBA team on the court or in the locker room.

Hence the 3.71 out of 10.

Thank goodness for the even more inept organizations in Sacramento and New York. The Kings’ handling of the DeMarcus Cousins trade makes Chicago’s trade with the Thunder look infinitely better. Phil Jackson’s sparring with Carmelo Anthony is proof that however Jimmy Butler and his employers are getting on right now, it could definitely be worse. Think Hoiberg is frustrated by his roster’s inability to play his pace and space style of basketball? Ask Knicks coach Jeff Hornacek (or former Bulls star Derrick Rose) how the triangle is coming along at The Garden. Hint: it’s not.

So there you have it, Bulls fans. The front office has been put in their rightful place. Again. Unfortunately, I’d put my life on the fact that Reinsdorf cares exactly 0% about how outsiders are evaluating the managerial effectiveness of his organization.