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REPORT: Astros Very Interested In Acquiring Jose Abreu

Jose Abreu, White Sox

As the White Sox continue to get thrashed by the Houston Astros news surfaced on Saturday that they might try to swipe their coveted veteran and clubhouse leader as well. Nick Cafardo of the Boston Globe wrote a trade-chatter piece explaining that Jose Abreu was the subject of “strong flirtations” by the Astros recently.

“There’s been a strong flirtation by the Astros with Abreu. While they’re monitoring the bullpen market, they could easily switch gears and pull this off. If they do, according to one scout, ‘Print the World Series tickets.'”

Given what the Astros’ dismantling of the White Sox this season (and most other teams in Major League Baseball) Abreu appears to be more of a luxury than a necessity. Between Yuli Gurrielle and Evan Gattis, the Astros have plenty of thunder and lightning in the lineup without trading away a king’s ransom for two years of Abreu — but there is no question that Abreu would make them better.

Gurriel is batting .300 with a .759 OPS while Gattis has logged 18 home runs and driven in 61 runs. Losing both Brian McCann to Knee surgery and Carlos Correa to back stiffness are gut punches to the lineup, but Correa is expected to return quickly and McCann should be back by September.

Moreover, the Astros are 1.9 runs better (according to Baseball Reference’s Standard Rating System (SRS))  than the average major-league team this season, albeit with McCann and Correa in the lineup. Still, even with a few missing pieces in the lineup, the pitching staff alone has demonstrated the ability to extinguish the most potent lineups.

But…

…what would it take to spring Abreu from the clutches of a lost season of full-scale rebranding in Chicago? A whole lot more than the Astros are willing to give up.

Kyle Tucker has been the subject of desire for many teams in trade discussions in past years and the left-handed slugger made his major-league debut on Saturday against the White Sox. Hmmmm…

Could this have been an audition for White Sox brass to take a first-hand peep at the precocious youngster?

Perhaps, but he went 1 for 4 with three strikeouts against James Shields. And if the Astros were willing to continue negotiations with Tucker on the table (and George Springer batting a disappointing .249) they might be considered derelict in their duties as custodians of a perennial championship contender.

Yet, drilling deeper into the match for a trade between the Stros and White Sox offers scant optimism for a deal. Eliminating Tucker would non sequitur for a deal, but given the embarrassment of riches the White Sox have in outfield prospect-depth, this doesn’t seem likely. White Sox brass would certainly ask for pitching to add weight to the deal and left-handed pitching would be a high priority.

The Sox might ask for Cionel Perez, a Double-A southpaw ranked as the Astros’ No. 6 prospect and Cuba native. But trading one Cuban player for another doesn’t help the argument for strengthening the unit of Cuban camaraderie on the south side.

After Perez there are a slew or right-handed pitching that could be tossed around, but it just doesn’t seem likely that the White Sox will have much interest in what the Astros have to offer. Besides, it has been well established how much intangible value Pito offers to the White Sox — a subject of my discussion with Scott Merking on last week’s Pinwheels and Ivy Podcast.

The more likely scenario is another team overbidding for Avisail Garcia or Shields by the end of July. With Garcia’s blistering return to the lineup and power surge this season, teams might be intrigued by the once-maligned outfielder.

UFC Fighter Profile: Stipe Miocic’s Top Five Knockouts

The six-foot, four-inch firefighter who — up until last Saturday night — also happened to be the UFC Heavyweight Champion (and a damn good one at that). Miocic has finished 14 fights by way of knockout and has won six straight and nine of his last 10 until losing to Daniel Cormier at UFC 226. Despite the loss, UFC fans need a stark reminder Miocic is no pushover in the octagon. Sin City Sports Mockery compiled a list of Stipe Miocic’s Top Five Knockouts.

He fights out of Euclid, Ohio and holds a professional record of 18-2. Miocic attended Cleveland State where he played basketball and was a nationally ranked Division-I wrestler. His UFC journey is littered with the blood and bodies of more than a few challengers.

Stipe Miocic’s Top Five Knockouts

Victim One: Andrei Arlovski

It was January 2nd of 2016 as Miocic and Arlovski took to the octagon at UFC 195. Interesting to note, this has been the only Stipe fight since early 2014 in which Miocic didn’t have his name attached to the event title. Every event he’s been a part of since (and even a few before) has had his name on the marquee.

Arlovski, a dangerous striker in his own right was on the wrong end of a Miocic flurry which started with a glancing left followed by a signature Stipe short right hand. What followed was a similar combination after Arlovski’s back hit the cage. With just 0:54 seconds having elapsed in round one, the lights went out for Arlovski.

Victim Two: Nick Turco (NAAFS)

This one takes place inside the North American Allied Fight Series ring. A bout that took place over ten years ago in Cleveland, Ohio saw Nick Turco take on a young Stipe Miocic. Quite honestly, Miocic may look a little less refined in this video, but the outcome is something we’ve all grown accustomed to.

At Fight Nite in the Flats IV, Miocic finished Turco just 0:51 seconds into round one. A firm right followed by a hard left uppercut leaves Turco dazed as he goes to the ground. Turco will find his feet again, but the standing is a short lived affair. Miocic lands another barrage of punches while Turco is against the cage, and it’s nap time for Nick.

Victim Three: Fabricio Werdum

This time Miocic found himself up against ground game expert (sound familiar?) Werdum holds a 77-inch reach, but that didn’t matter much either. Most worth noting here, this was a title fight. Miocic took home the belt, and quickly.

A clearly overconfident Werdum in its natural habitat can be seen here chasing Miocic around the ring jovially. That is until Miocic hammers him with a signature Stipe short right square on the jaw. Werdum is clearly out on the way down, and this one is over nearly as quickly as it began.
Victim Four: Alistair Overeem

Back in 2016 Alistair Overeem hopped into the octagon to take on Miocic for his first title defense. Although Overeem lasted the longest of Miocic’s other opponents from 2015-2016 he still didn’t make it out of the first round.

Miocic eventually got Overeem on the ground and simply stood over the top of him raining down his cinder block hands on a relatively defenseless Overeem. After dribbling his head off the mat a few times (in a fashion which would have even made Allen Iverson proud), the fight was over and Miocic had earned his first title defense.

Victim Five: Junior Dos Santos 

There is no question, at the time Dos Santos was the man. He’d already beat Stipe by unanimous decision all the way back at UFC on Fox 13 in 2014. With this fight taking place as a title defense for Miocic, it was well over three years later.

Stipe clearly had unfinished business to attend to in May of 2017. Miocic knocked out Dos Santos in dramatic fashion during round one of the rematch. He walked Dos Santos down, put his back against the cage, and hit him with a (very) hard right hand rounding out the list of Stipe Miocic’s top five knockouts.

After getting knocked out himself at UFC 226, Miocic returned to Cleveland to reassess, process and tend to his wife, who is expecting a child soon. Despite the loss, Miocic remains one of the best fighters in the game, so we can expect more than few more KOs before he hangs it up for good.

 

Cubs First-Round Pick Nico Hoerner Off To Hot Start, Hits 1st Career HR

Although the Chicago Cubs don’t have any top-100 ranked prospects they certainly have several young players having pretty good seasons down in the minors this year. That includes one of the newest members of the Cubs organization, Nico Hoerner, who cranked his first career home run in pro ball Saturday night.

Hoerner was the 24th overall pick in the 2018 MLB Draft and the shortstop out of Stanford is off to a hot start with the Eugene Emeralds, the Class A short-season affiliate of the Cubs.

The right-handed hitter was 6-for-12 in his first four games with Eugene heading into Saturday’s game against the Hillsboro Hops and in the sixth inning Hoerner lined an opposite-field shot for his first home run in professional baseball.

After five games, Hoerner is 7-for-16 (.438 average) with a triple, four runs scored, two RBIs, four stolen bases and three walks to go along with his first home run.

Before he made the trip to the northwest, Hoerner played in three games in the Arizona League and he showed off his skills in a short period of time as well. In his pro debut, Hoerner reached base four times, scored three times, drove in a run and also tripled.

Although the Cubs are currently set in the middle infield with Javier Baez and Addison Russell, Hoerner has his sights on reaching the big leagues at shortstop.

Via MiLB.com.

One thing Hoerner can answer without hesitation is about his position going forward: shortstop.

“Yes,” he said quickly about staying at his natural position. “That’s an easy answer. You can be dead-set on a position but also realistic. But I want to play shortstop for as long as I can.”

So far so good for Hoerner, who signed his contract with the Cubs in June that included a $2.7 million bonus.

White Sox Fan Uses Dildo As Good Luck Charm, White Sox Get Pounded By Astros

Sports fans, especially baseball fans, can be superstitious and I don’t think there’s a better example than a Chicago White Sox fan thinking a can of peanuts, a package of bacon oh and what’s that, oh yes, a dildo, could will her team to victory.

I’m making this up, right? Oh, my imagination doesn’t run that wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, this might look weird, but I’ll give this White Sox fan credit. She’s a die-hard. Gotta love the dedication here.

And people say Facebook isn’t entertaining anymore.

Unfortunately, the White Sox fell behind the Houston Astros on Saturday 5-1 after five innings and despite a valiant comeback attempt, the Astros pounded 17 hits off Chicago’s pitching staff, winning 12-6.

Hopefully that White Sox fan has a dungeon room filled with better good luck charms, you know Fifty Shades of Grey style, for Sunday’s game because Lucas Giolito is starting for Chicago and the last time he pitched against Houston he allowed nine runs in two innings.

Maybe she’s also part of Bills Mafia?

https://www.sportsmockery.com/2016/10/poor-ref-has-to-remove-dildo-thrown-on-field-during-bills-patriots-game/

Signs Growing the Bears Can Land Young Pass Rusher for Pennies

chicago bears pass rush

Does GM Ryan Pace have one more significant move in mind? If he does, the general belief is he’s saving it to upgrade an area of the roster that needs help the most. Provided that’s the case, then there’s no question the Chicago Bears pass rush will be the area of focus. The reasoning has been discussed many times already.

Veteran contributors like Pernell McPhee, Lamarr Houston and Willie Young were ushered out either due to money, age or injury considerations. In some cases, it was all three. This left Leonard Floyd as their only proven rusher and he’s coming off a season-ending knee injury. After him, it’s a mix of calculated risks (Aaron Lynch and Kylie Fitts) and unproven projects (Isaiah Irving).

Given how much the team will be relying on the defense to shoulder the load this season, not to mention how loaded the NFC North is at quarterback, it’s not ideal. This is why concern remains strong over the state of the pass rush, and why some think another move could be forthcoming. It’s just a matter of where, when and who.

Chicago Bears pass rush could benefit from being a 2nd chance haven

As of now, there’s no chance the Bears are going to land an established starter. It just doesn’t happen. Not unless a team makes a shocking move. Instead, Pace will have to see if he can find a bargain somewhere that may bring some upside. He knows he has a key advantage with the presence of defensive coordinator Vic Fangio. So there’s an ability to take more risk if need be.

This is why the name Shaq Lawson continues to come up. It appears the 23-year old former first round pick is not in good standing with the Buffalo Bills. This comment during a Q&A by GM Brandon Beane confirms that much.

“Shaq is a guy that this franchise put a lot of stock in with a first-round pick [in 2016]…..It’s no secret he hasn’t lived up to that.”

He wasn’t alone. Longtime Bills beat writer Vic Carucci also took a pessimistic view of the situation. If anything he has a far gloomier opinion of Lawson’s situation.

“Parting ways with Lawson makes perfect sense to me. He’s not remotely close to being a good fit on Sean McDermott’s team.

I’ve heard him say all the right things to the media about being aware of his shaky roster status and intensifying his efforts to become a better player, but I’m not buying it.”

This isn’t the first time a young player has fallen out of favor when a new regime comes into power. Questions of work ethic and effort can happen to kids that age a lot. Lawson has even hinted at not realizing what he was getting into when he first arrived. Since then he’s put in work to cut weight and regain the explosion he had at Clemson. It just might be too little, too late in Buffalo.

Chicago though could give him a fresh start. People already saw what Fangio did for Kyle Fuller, another former first rounder who looked like he was floundering. He could do the same for Lawson, who might be a better fit in the Bears’ system. If nothing else, he’d give them some welcome depth at a position where it’s sorely needed.

Cubs Workers Not Knowing Who Joey Votto Is Says More About MLB Than Those People

Sure, when I first saw this clip Saturday I immediately thought how in the hell do you not know who Joey Votto is? I mean, c’mon, he’s one of the best players in baseball. Then I thought about it for a second and realized I watch baseball almost every single day once the season starts and you know what, the two Cubs employees who had no clue who Votto was probably don’t, so why should anyone expect them to know who Joey Votto is?

Yes, this does go back MLB’s big problem of failing to market the game to a younger audience. Let’s be real here, if the best player, maybe in the history of the game, Mike Trout walked by you would you recognize him?

Stop lying, you most likely wouldn’t.

OK, does it look embarrassing that a Cubs employee doesn’t know who Votto is? I guess, but more likely than not most of the people working during game day on any team, especially the younger workers, probably don’t give a shit about baseball.

They’re just trying to get a pay check during the summer. They don’t care who Joey Votto is or any other player for that matter.

Bulls Rookie Wendell Carter Jr. Is Stuffing The Shit Out Of Everyone In First Summer League Game

I don’t care that it’s game one of the goddamn Summer League. All we have as Bulls fans right now is hope that these young guys develop into stars because we all know too damn well the front office isn’t signing any top free agents, and boy has rookie Wendell Carter Jr. made quite a good first impression.

In his first Summer League game, Carter blocked not one, not two, not three, but FOUR shots in the first quarter alone.

Holy shit, he straight up took the ball away from that dude.

Talk about a rim defender.

More of this, Wendell, please.

UPDATE

Wendell responded to my plead.

REPORT: Bulls Involved In 3-Team Trade

Who’s ready for some more Cam Payne?!?!?!

Well, even if you’re not you’ll be seeing a lot more of him (if he stays healthy) during the upcoming season because on Saturday night the Chicago Bulls agreed in principle to a three-team trade that also involves the Charlotte Hornets and Orlando Magic.

The Bulls are going to trade point guard Jerian Grant to the Magic, while getting back shooting guard Julyan Stone.

As you can see in the Adrian Wojnarowski report, the other part of the deal has Timofey Mozgov going to Orlando and Bismack Biyombo going to Charlotte.

Grant started 54 times and played in 137 games in his two seasons with the Bulls. In 2017-18, he averaged 8.4 points, 4.6 assists and 2.3 rebounds, on 41.6 percent shooting overall and 32.6 percent from 3-point range.

Via K.C. Johnson.

In Stone, the Bulls get a look at a 6-foot-6 shooting guard who played 23 games and averaged 0.8 points for the Hornets last season. He has played in 70 career games, originally landing in the league with the Nuggets in 2011-12 after going undrafted out of UTEP. He was out of the NBA from 2014-17.

The Bulls save $1 million on the deal. Stone’s contract is non-guaranteed, meaning he could be waived.

So, get ready to watch more Payne in 2018-19, as Grant has been traded away.

UPDATE

Damn, end of an era.

REPORT: Cubs Have Made A Trade Offer For Manny Machado

The Baltimore Orioles have been shopping Manny Machado since the offseason, but it appears as though they might finally pull the trigger on a trade in the upcoming weeks.

The Chicago Cubs have had interest in Machado since the winter and reports have continually linked them to the star infielder throughout the first half of this season. The latest report reveals the Cubs as one of seven teams that have made a trade offer to the Orioles for Machado. 

As you look at the playoff picture in the National League, it’s no surprise that six of the seven teams, including the Cubs, come from the NL.

Via Eduardo A. Encina of The Baltimore Sun.

The Orioles have received offers from the Los Angeles Dodgers, Arizona Diamondbacks, Milwaukee Brewers, Philadelphia Phillies, Atlanta Braves, Cleveland Indians and Chicago Cubs, and the offers rank in that order of appeal, according to the source.

All the offers are said to be “very close” in appeal according to the source.

Well, at this point the Dodgers appear to have the best offer on the table, but as you see in the second sentence there, the offers all seem to be close in appeal.

Sooooooooo, there might still be a chance for the Cubs?

There’s no doubt Machado has put up some great numbers with just an awful team. So far in 2018, the shortstop has a slash line of .310/.380/.557, with 21 home runs and 60 RBIs, walking 40 times and striking out only 50 times.

Yet, he’s insisted that he will not move from the shortstop position, despite being the worst defensive shortstop in baseball.

No names have been revealed as of yet, but Encina did mention the following.

The players in the Dodgers’ offer to the Orioles are unknown, but their current offer did not include either top prospect outfielder Alex Verdugo or right-hander Yadier Álvarez.

The Orioles expressed interest in Verdugo and his name was discussed in talks between the teams, but Álvarez’s name was only bantered about briefly, the source said. Verdugo is ranked as the Dodgers’ second-best prospect, according to Baseball America, and Alvarez is ranked fifth.

Still, the Orioles’ desire is to acquire the top prospects or young controllable players available — with an emphasis on pitching and left-side infielders — in exchange for Machado.

The Cubs farm system isn’t deep in terms of highly-ranked prospects, so, I’m only speculating here, maybe Ian Happ has been dangled for Machado as the headliner from the Cubs?

There’s just no way that any team is going to give up top prospects for three months of Machado, so maybe that works in the Cubs favor if they can somehow get close to the other offers.

The thing is, though, Machado would obviously be a great addition, but there’s just no way he’s an upgrade defensively at shortstop. Not that I would be against him playing there, but if by any chance the Cubs do land him, he’d have to agree to move to third and maybe get a little playing time at shortstop. Move Bryant to the outfield and let Joe Maddon mix and match like he has for the past 3.5 years.

Again, the Cubs were named seventh in the list of eight teams making strong offers to the Orioles, so right now it is a long shot to see Machado on the North Side.

A deal might be getting done soon with someone, though.

The Orioles, who dropped to 40 games below .500 with Saturday’s 5-4 loss in Minnesota, are active in dialogue with several teams, and a deal could actually come together as soon as this weekend, said the source, although that seems unlikely.

On Friday, Theo Epstein said the following about the Cubs and what they intend on doing leading up to the trade deadline.

We’ll see what shakes up over the next couple weeks.

VIDEO: Jason Heyward Fouls Ball Off His Own Balls

It was kind of a tough day for Jason Heyward, who started in center field and got a front-row seat of Tyler Chatwood being bad again. Heyward went 0-for-2, was taken out in the middle of the game and because of that wasn’t involved in the big 8-7 comeback win for the Chicago Cubs over the Cincinnati Reds.

Oh and Heyward also fouled a ball of his balls. Yeah, you know what, that might actually be the worst part.

So, when Heyward was taken out no one really knew why and fans were hopefull it was nothing serious. It was later revealed that he took a foul ball to the groin.

It’s not the best video because the white ball on white pants doesn’t give you the greatest view of it, but nonetheless, you can see Heyward grimace in pain after fouling a ball right off his family jewels.

He did continue the at-bat, eventually grounding out to first before being replaced by Albert Almora Jr. to start the fourth inning.

But hey, a win after taking a shot to the groin is still a lot better than a loss and a ball off your balls.

Yeah, no, that still sucks.