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Dan Bilzerian as Jake Arrieta
I’m pretty sure Blizerian has absolutely zero acting experience but he looks exactly like Arrieta (plus the dude is shredded) so I think he’d be a great fit to play the role of Jake the snake.
Both men also have a very “Yes, I’m kind of a dick but I’m ok with that” vibe about each of them so that’s pretty perfect as well.
