PFF Grades Reveal Huge Weakness In Chicago Bears Defense

Pro Football Focus (PFF) released their grades for the 2016 campaign and it’s pretty embarrassing for Chicago fans. After a 3-13 season there wasn’t much optimism expected, but it’s now clear where the biggest hole on defense actually is.

If you don’t know, PFF is the most universally used grading system for professional football players. Their methods indicate they grade each player individually, on every play, based on what their perceived assignment is. The majority of it is subjective, but they’ve grown to become incredibly well respected in the industry.

Recently, they added the newly acquired free agents to the Chicago Bears roster and released a compilation of the team’s individual player grades. When you look at the defense, one player appears to stick out like a sore thumb.

Adam Gase Really Wanted To Keep Dion Sims

The Chicago Bears signed their tight-end of the future, Dion Sims, to a three-year, $18 million contract with $10 million guaranteed. The contract itself is somewhat hefty, but the player the Bears are getting in return comes highly regarded.

Reports out of Miami are indicating head coach Adam Gase and the rest of the organization really wanted to keep Sims, but he simply priced himself out of their range. This doesn’t necessarily mean the Bears overpaid, it means the Dolphins just weren’t in a position to bring him back.

Gase viewed Sims as the primary starter for the future.

Sims himself confirmed this assertion from his former head coach. “He told me he wants me back a number one. I have obviously proven myself as a starting tight end in the league and want to continue in that role,” said the tight end back in February.

Gase and the Dolphins weren’t the only ones who took notes on Sims. Kevin Nogle, writer for the Phininsider, a blog that closely covers the Dolphins, had this to say about him.

“Dion Sims was one of my personal favorite players because he literally lays it out on the line wherever he is on the field.”

As early as one week ago, the Sun Sentinel was reporting that re-signing Sims was a “top priority” for the Dolphins. This proves he was, in-deed, a priority for Miami.

“Dion did exactly what we needed him to do, but I held him back a little bit and didn’t let him do some of the things he could have done more of,” Gase said of Sims, whom the Dolphins selected in the fourth round of the 2013 draft. “We have an idea of what we want to do. … There is a good plan in place.”

That plan ended up becoming the future of the Chicago Bears.

With 74 receptions, eight touchdowns and an average of 9.4 yards per reception in four seasons it’s clear Sims still has a lot to prove. His athleticism as a blocker and pass catcher is said to be his biggest strength standing at 6’4″ and weighing just over 270lbs.

Bears fans hope Sims can bring some youth and stability to the tight-end position. Previous starter Zach Miller is 32 years-old and hasn’t played a full 16-game season since … well ever. Fourteen is his max throughout his five-year career.

Sims was a fourth-round pick out of Michigan State in the 2013 NFL draft. His pro comparison at the time was Scott Chandler and his notable attributes were open-field speed and blocking. He fell in the draft because he only played in two games his senior year, but he was on everyone’s radar after a stellar junior season.

“I thought he was one of the best in-line, blocking tight ends in this draft, along with Travis Kelce. It’s a copy-cat league, and (Rob) Gronkowski just blew the whole thing up.” — Mike Mayock (’13)

He should be a nice addition to Chicago’s offense… stealing one from Adam Gase has to feel good too. Go Bears.

Anthony Rizzo Was Doing Some Weird Shit In The Locker Room During The World Series

Earlier today, I wrote a small column about what was said during Jason Heyward’s famous Game 7 “rain delay” speech. Fans are now able to read the actual words that inspired the Cubs to retake the field in Cleveland and go on to capture their first World Series championship in over a century. We’re able to read those words thanks to a new book by Tom Verducci that is being released at the end of the month in which I may or may not have just pre-ordered.

Verducci shares another interesting tale in his book that centers around Cubs first baseman Anthony Rizzo dancing around the locker room naked giving motivational speeches throughout the entirety of the 2016 World Series.

No, I’m serious.

WATCH: Trailer For New Game 7 Documentary Will Give You Chills

If you’re like me, you could watch anything related to the Cubs World Series victory as many times as humanly possible. I’ve pretty much bypassed regular cable these days and rely on my DVR to re-watch the four or five World Series programs I recorded because they allow me remember just how awesome the 2016 postseason was.

If you don’t believe me, ask my wife.

It looks like my DVR will get a new addition within the next few weeks as CSN recently announced they are releasing a new documentary solely focused on Game 7 through the eyes of the players involved.

Latest Win Proves Bulls Still Have No Idea What They’re Doing

Well, the Bulls finally ended their longest losing streak of the season with a 115-109 win over the Charlotte Hornets on Monday night. They now sit just 1/2 game back of the Milwaukee Bucks for the 8th and final playoff spot in the Eastern Conference with 15 games left to play. But the suddenly-relevant Miami Heat hold an identical 32-35 record and Chicago faces playoff-bound opponents in their next four games. Can Fred Hoiberg and his ragtag group of misfits muster enough energy and execution down the stretch to squeeze into the playoffs? A better question might be: should they even try?

Before this ugly 5-game losing streak, which showcased Hoiberg’s inconsistent coaching decisions and the lack of talent among the roster’s young “core”, the Bulls looked like a lock to return to the postseason after a rare miss last year. But blowout losses to Houston and Boston, plus an embarrassing failure against pathetic Orlando, have this aimless bunch on the outside looking in. How did we get here?

Perhaps taking orders from his bosses, Hoiberg spent that losing streak constantly tinkering with his rotation. He used twelve different players in several of their recent games, probably trying to follow Gar Forman and John Paxson’s plan. You know, the one Gar restated over and over on his post-trade deadline explanation tour? Paraphrasing, it goes something like this: “We want to spend some time developing and evaluating the younger talent on this roster, while also remaining competitive and hopefully making the playoffs.”

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This Marcus Cooper Letter Guarantees To Get Bears Fans Hyped Up

Cooper was among the more under-the-radar names of the 2017 free agency period. A young cornerback who turned an opportunity in Arizona into the best season of his career. With four interceptions in 2016, he earned Pro Bowl alternate honors. His 6’2″ size, athleticism and ball skills are all things this Bears defense needs more of. Fans were thrilled when news came down of his signing a three-year, $16 million deal.

What nobody could’ve expected was how excited the player himself was. Most believe Cooper is a typical free agent. Enthusiastic about the opportunity to get a nice pay day and show the league he’s worth the money. Well it seems this deal was about much more for the 27-year old. From the moment Chicago expressed interest and brought him in for a visit, he knew it was a foregone conclusion.

His letter to the city expressed that much.

This is the sort of enthusiasm fans want to hear from players who will be suiting up for their team. Cooper genuinely seems to be taking this to heart. The Bears are the best fit for him as a physical talent but also an emotional standpoint. A city founded on great defense. That’s where an often underappreciated cornerback can finally make a real name for himself. From this perspective it’s easy to understand.

Time will tell how Cooper does on the field. Everybody knows this is where he’ll be judged. Still, given his steady improvement over the past couple years and the chance to play under Vic Fangio, the odds of success are favorable. Chances are he’ll have plenty of fan clubs named for him after his first big interception.

New Book Sheds Light On Exactly What Jason Heyward Said During His Game 7 Speech

There were so many interesting story lines during the Cubs historic World Series run last year that fans will remember forever. Schwarber’s comeback, Rossy’s home run, and Zobrist’s game winning base hit that FINALLY gave the Cubs the World Series ring they’ve been waiting for since 1908.

The one memory that I’ll always remember was the speech that Jason Heyward gave during the infamous rain delay of Game 7. I don’t think I have to re-set the scene of what had just occurred but let’s just say that the Cubs were faced with pissing away an opportunity to win the World Series after they had Game 7 all but won.

The curse, the goat, Bartman, all of that shit would have reared it’s ugly head had the rain delay not occurred as most fans (including Cubs fans) would tell you that the Cubs were on the verge of losing Game 7 of the World Series and adding yet another year to their championship drought.

That’s when Jason Heyward stepped in and held a players only meeting during the 17 minute rain delay that refocused the Cubs on the task at hand. The problem with the speech however, was the fact that nobody really stated what was said.

After the World Series was over, player after player was asked what Heyward said that changed their mindset during Game 7. Most of the players kind of just laughed and smiled and said something along the lines of, “He just told us what we needed to hear at that time.”

A pretty generic answer.

Now, thanks to SI’s Tom Verducci, fans can finally hear what Heyward told the team that helped them go on to win the 2016 World Series.

Introducing The Big Beertha, The First Ever Golf Club Beer Bong

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It has recently come to our attention that there is new golf specific beer bong on the market, changing the game on golf courses across America. This ‘Gentleman’s Beer Bong’, formally known as The Big Beertha, has raised over $40,000 on Kickstarter in just a few days. It looks and feels like a regular driver, but is actually a beer bong that fits perfectly, and inconspicuously, in your golf bag. We’d gladly exchange a long iron for one of these bad boys to make our 14.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1612965999/the-big-beertha-a-gentlemans-beer-bong

You can still pre-order The Big Beertha on Kickstarter, with pledges starting at $39.

The Big Beertha

Beer bongs have long been considered a serious faux pas on the golf course…until now.

We have created the first ever beer bong in the shape of a full size golf driver. Simply pour a 12-ounce can or bottle into the opening at the foot of the club head, then grab the grip and let it rip. Virtually indistinguishable from your actual driver, The Big Beertha stores perfectly in your golf bag. It’s a Gentleman’s beer bong (as well as a proper Lady’s, of course).

The Big Beertha club head is designed to easily hold 12 oz, while the shaft is clear acrylic, allowing onlookers to view the impressive flow of liquid, similar to a traditional beer bong. The shaft will be threaded, and will easily screw into or out of the club head for cleaning purposes.

The Big Beertha perspective mockups/wall poster.

The Big Beertha works awesomely, and you don’t need to be on a golf course to use it. In fact, we’re not sure if there is a better party favor out there.

Did you make a bad shot? A “Beertha” will get the ball flying straight. Didn’t clear the red tees? Better take a “Beertha”. Hosting a BBQ? Going out on the boat? A beer bong for the Lady? People who roll with The Big Beertha are bound to be the main event at any social gathering. Beerthas all around.

It should be noted that this amazing contribution to society was invented in none other than Chicago. Only a Chicago native would be able to identify that there was a real void in the marketplace for ways to get drunk on the golf course.

Check out The Big Beertha HERE.

Bears May Consider Position Switch For Promising Young Defender

Constructing a good roster is never easy in the NFL. It takes adding the right players at the right positions. Most of it involves hard work and physical talent, but sometimes a little luck mixed with foresight. That is to say maybe recognizing that a certain player may not be a good fit at a certain position. Thus understanding where he might fit best.

This big wide receiver would make a better tight end.

That running quarterback should be a full-time running back.

An defensive lineman who has the chops for offensive line.

It’s been done in the NFL for years and with plenty of success stories to go around. One of the most notable position switches is from cornerback to safety. It really didn’t become something normal until the 1970s when the passing game became more prominent than ever. Safeties who could play coverage well were needed. Thus corners were moved there in hopes of creating better results.

It’s not always a success, but there are plenty of positive examples. Some of the more recent include names like Devin McCourty and Jairus Byrd. They were decent but unremarkable as corners. Upon switching to safety they became Pro Bowlers. It seems there is a growing possibility the Bears coaching staff has similar plans in mind.

LaVar Ball Has Officially Gone Crazy, Throws Trash Talk At Michael Jordan

The world is quickly figuring out just how highly LaVar Ball thinks of his three sons. The eldest, Lonzo, is preparing to lead UCLA into the upcoming NCAA tournament. He’s also projected to be a lottery pick in the upcoming 2017 NBA Draft. According to his father, he’s a no-brainer to be taken with the #1 overall pick. Lonzo’s younger brothers, LiAngelo and LaMelo, are already turning heads. LiAngelo, currently a senior in high school, already signed to follow Lonzo to UCLA. LaMelo, just a sophomore, has verbally committed to UCLA.

Got His Goat

But it’s not just the Ball boys with great basketball skills. At least, that’s the way LaVar sees it. The loud and opinionated father is on the record saying he believes Lonzo will be better than reigning NBA MVP Steph Curry. LaVar just topped that in a recent interview with USA Today, claiming that he could beat Michael Jordan in a game of one-on-one.

…Yeah. That Michael Jordan. The Michael Jordan.

“Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one. I would just back [Jordan] in and lift him off the ground and call a foul every time he fouls me when I do a jump hook to the right or the left. He cannot stop me one-on-one. He better make every shot ’cause he can’t go around me. He’s not fast enough. And he can only make so many shots outside before I make every bucket under the rim.” – LaVar Ball

…What. I’m not even going to dignify that ridiculousness with a response. All I’ll say is that I hope so desperately that Jordan has a response, and that response is accepting LaVar’s challenge. And for that challenge – and ensuing spanking – to be televised. Heck, make it a pay per view event if you want. I’d pay top dollar to see that.

Big Money, Big Money, Big Money!

If that insanity wasn’t enough, LaVar also told Josh Peters in this USA Today interview that he wants to package his three sons together in a marketing deal for either Nike, Adidas or Under Armour. His asking price for the whole package? Just a cool billion.

“A billion dollars, it has to be there. That’s our number, a billion, straight out of the gate. And you don’t even have to give it to me all up front. Give us $100 mil[lion] over 10 years.” – LaVar Ball

The NBA’s biggest stars – names like LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Steph Curry and James Harden – have endorsement deals worth hundreds of millions of dollars spanning several years. So Ball’s three sons together earning $1 billion isn’t theoretically impossible. But here’s the thing: none of them have played a single NBA game. We have no idea if their professional careers will pan out. Is it possible that all three will be good enough to play on the big stage? Definitely. But all three being good enough to command superstar-level endorsement money? That’s unknowable right now.

Sure, LeBron signed a huge deal with Nike (7 years, $90 million) before he was drafted by Cleveland in 2003. He was also dubbed “The Chosen One” as a junior in high school. And that was back in a simpler time before every other mediocre prospect took over social media because of one impressive display of talent. LaVar Ball can talk all he wants, and sports outlets can shove highlights of all three sons down our throats. But the likelihood of any of the three turning into the next LeBron James? Slim to none.

LaVar Ball is taking crazy pills, people. Be advised: if you cross paths with this nightmarish stage parent, have your wits about you. And maybe tell him to cool it with this nonsense.