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The Blackhawks Somehow Exceeded Expectations Again

The Chicago Blackhawks clinched a playoff spot with Sunday’s wild win over the Colorado Avalanche. It’s fair to say that feat was easier than many expected entering the 2016-17 campaign.

The Blackhawks entered the season in a bizarre spot. They still had an outstanding core that was capable of a Stanley Cup run, but lacked the proven role players necessary to truly consider them title contenders. A revamped defensive group also provided plenty of potential depth, but featured a mixture of age and inexperience.

As the season opened, I foresaw a year much like the 2010-11 season. The newcomers would take time to gel and Chicago would probably have to fight for a playoff berth. It probably wasn’t going to come down to the final day of the season like it did back then, but it was fair to think the Hawks were destined for a second or third-place finish in the division and maybe a wild-card spot in the worst-case scenario.

Somehow, the Blackhawks have played their way into first place in the Central Division with 10 games remaining and certainly look like Stanley Cup contenders.

Somehow, the Chicago Blackhawks found a way to exceed expectations.

Nobody saw the emergences of Nick Schmaltz, Ryan Hartman and Tanner Kero coming. Not this soon, at least. Who would’ve thought Richard Panik would be flirting with a 20-goal season?

Wasn’t Jonathan Toews finished in December? Toews resurrected a season that appeared to be left for dead and had many questioning whether his best years were somehow behind him. Things were looking grim for the captain through the first three months. He had tallied only 18 points in 30 games and missed time with a back injury.

Since then, Toews has produced at a torrid pace. He’s scored 14 goals and tallied 35 points since January, with 11 of those goals and 25 of those points coming in February and March.

Patrick Kane has also caught fire the past two months and is only three points behind Edmonton’s Connor McDavid as he attempts to become the first player since Jaromir Jagr to win back-to-back Art Ross Trophies (Jagr won it four years in a row).

Corey Crawford and Scott Darling have both been tremendous at times in net and have remained steady throughout the season. Both have helped the Hawks steal games they probably had no business winning at the beginning of the season and those points loom large as they look to clinch the division crown.

But the youth movement has been the most encouraging part of this journey. Schmaltz has transformed from a lost puppy on the ice at times into a reputable threat and a reliable top-six player when needed. He’s recorded 15 points in his last 18 games after accumulating only seven points in his first 33 contests.

Hartman has become more than just a bottom-six filler, but is now an important role player who has achieved more than most expected in his first season. He’s seventh on the team with 16 goals and has made people forget about Andrew Shaw rather quickly.

Kero has thrived since getting called up to replace an injured Artem Anisimov at the end of December. He’s scored five goals and has 12 points ever since and forced himself onto the roster upon Anisimov’s return.

Oh, and each of those three players are only 21, 22 and 24 years old respectively. And you can bet they’ll have a say in how far Chicago’s postseason run goes.

And with only a few weeks left in the regular season it’s time to start thinking ahead to the greater goal. This certainly might not be Chicago’s best team during its dynasty, but it’s plenty capable of winning a fourth Stanley Cup since 2010.

NFL Executive Calls Bears’ Free Agency Signings “Baffling”

The Chicago Bears added a decent amount of players in the 2017 free agency class, but how many of them are worth anything? Mike Sando, from ESPN, recently put together a collection of NFL executives’ opinions on free agency moves. The word used to describe the Bears, “baffling.”

“The Bears’ moves are baffling to me, and I actually had no problem with the Mike Glennon signing,” an exec said. “I don’t think they signed anyone who is really an above-average player. We looked at Markus Wheaton as a bargain guy at a lower number. Marcus Cooper has struggled. The over-under for Prince Amukamara is probably eight games. Dion Sims could be a good player for them.”

This is pretty easy to agree with. The Glennon signing, as much as it was seemingly hated by the fan base, wasn’t much of a commitment at all for the Bears. Sure, the guy has only thrown 11 passes in the last two seasons but they paid him as a below average starter and can cut him next season for less than $5 million if things don’t work out. Not a bad deal.

From there things got a little weird. Most feel the Bears overpaid for what appears to be non-elite talent. Not one player Chicago signed appeared in the top 40 of ESPN’s top 150 free agent list. However, the Bears spent the third most of any team in free agency when it comes to guaranteed money.

With just 26 catches last year, the Bears signed tight end Dion Sims to a $6 million salary for next season.

Safety Quintin Demps, who turns 32 in June, pockets $5 million guaranteed in 2017.

Markus Wheaton, the front runner to replace Alshon Jeffery, is getting $6 million in total guarantees and missed almost all of last year with an injury that required surgery. This was after he failed to impress in Pittsburgh’s high-flying offense.

Prince Amukamara and Kendall Wright are both incredibly prone to injury. Combined they’ve played ONE full 16-game season in 11 attempts. (Amukamara did it in 2013)

Marcus Cooper, Chicago’s new “number one” cornerback, was burned repeatedly last season playing opposite Patrick Peterson. He earned a whopping 45.5 grade from Pro Football Focus ranking him just as low as the Bears current starters.

With the draft inching closer every day, people are still trying to figure out Pace’s “big” plan. Let’s just hope it didn’t consist of landing Stephon Gilmore, DJ Swearinger or any other big named free agent because the Bears struck out in that department.

“I just don’t know for sure what their strategy is to be good again.” NFL exec.

Ryan Pace Isn’t Very Good At Hiding His First-Round Intentions

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Is Ryan Pace considered unpredictable when it comes to the first-round of the NFL Draft? Not so sure. Most Chicago Bears fans picture general manager Pace to be very secretive with a seemingly bigger plan behind every move that he makes. A large portion of that “bigger plan” will be unveiled when the team selects with the number three pick in the upcoming draft. As the draft day approaches, analysts are weighing in with their predictions… and there’s something very interesting about that trend.

The 2017 NFL Draft will be Pace’s third as the youngest general manager in the NFL. Meanwhile, head coach John Fox just turned 62 and will be entering his third year with the Bears. How predictable do you think these two are?

During the draft process, most teams engage in several different tactics to throw off the rest of the league. This allows them to remain unpredictable then secretly target the players they really want to end up with. For example, if the Bears met with a coveted prospect one week before the draft the team selecting after them might think they need to trade up to ensure they get said player. As you can see, such tactics could heavily influence the draft in the end. That’s why the most unpredictable GM’s tend to be in the best position to succeed when making their selections. Especially in the first-round.

If you look at the course of history, Pace doesn’t appear to be one of those unpredictable GM’s. Sure, he drafted very well last year and still has some untapped potential from the year before, but how well did he hide his intention from others?

Let’s talk about 2015 first. A draft where mocks had Kevin White going as high as number one and then six other teams end up passing before Chicago selects him at #7. Not too much to hide about this pick, White was considered one of the top six players in the draft. The question is though, why did all the other teams pass if White was such an elite player?

Did you know that Walter Cherepinsky, from WalterFootball.com a highly regarded draft analysis site, correctly predicted White would be drafted by the Bears just three days before it took place? One person correctly guessing Pace’s pick wasn’t the part that made it predictable it was that every single other analyst also predicted a wide receiver … or a defensive lineman. When you scan all the mock drafts from 2015 you will notice a trend, almost every analyst chose a receiver or a defensive lineman. Pace chose a receiver.

The reason this is odd is because of how often Pace talks about drafting the “best player available.” If that was truly the case, how did all the analysts know exactly what two positions Chicago would pick from at #7? Maybe it was an anomaly.

On to 2016.

Choosing with the eleventh pick in the draft, and a full season now under his belt as GM, Pace had a lot of scenarios that could’ve played out with the top 10 picks. This created tons of speculation and the analysts dug in.


On the morning of April 28th, the actual day the draft took place in Chicago, Larry Mayer from ChicagoBears.com posted an article that was basically a compilation of analyst predictions for Pace’s first-round pick at #11.

Guess what? TEN people correctly predicted that the Bears would select Leonard Floyd. That was a little less than half of the entire group. Half.

Not only that, but Mel Kiper Jr. originally pegged Floyd for Chicago on April 6th! Then stuck to his pick again on the 28th. Did he know something?

With a mere thirty some-odd days before the 2017 draft begins, the most common names you hear associated with Chicago are Jonathan Allen, Jamal Adams, Solomon Thomas, Deshaun Watson and Mitch Trubisky. That means it’s sure to be a safety, defensive end or quarterback.

Based on Pace’s short history as GM, you can almost bet the analysts will be right and the pick will be one of these guys. Which one? That will likely be whittled down as the draft draws closer.

Now, if checking the mocks the day before the draft is an accurate way to predict what the Bears will do, imagine how confident that makes the other teams feel…

Let’s hope Pace has a surprise in store for everybody at #3.

Bear down.

Analyst Explains Vital Reason Mike Glennon Was A Good Get For Bears

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Credit: AP Photo/Chris O'Meara

Mike Glennon quarterback experiment. Get used to those words being uttered a lot. That’s pretty much how most Chicago Bears fans and national media will view his signing. Even his contract structure proves it. Sure, it’s a $45 million deal. That means nothing. The devil is in the details. Most of the guaranteed money in his contract will be gone after the first year. In essence the Bears could cut him with minimal fallout in 2018.

Basically 2017 will be a one, long audition for the former Tampa Bay Buccaneers backup. He has remained upbeat and confident in every interview. He gives off the aura of a man who patiently waited for this opportunity after years of being given the runaround by his former team. Regardless, GM Ryan Pace showed plenty of belief that Glennon can be the starter.

Should anybody believe him? It’s been hard trusting this team with anything of late after seasons of 5-11, 6-10 and 3-13 over the past three years. Still, there remains an undercurrent of optimism about what the Bears might have planned. Much of it centers on some traits Glennon showed during his brief time as a starter.

Jerry Krause, Architect of Bulls Dynasty, Dies At Age 77

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Breaking and tragic news hit the Bulls community on Tuesday afternoon. Jerry Krause, former general manager and architect of both threepeat teams from the 1990s, has passed away at age 77. The Chicago Tribune’s K.C. Johnson was the first to report the news.

Krause engineered several of the moves that made those Bulls teams virtually unbeatable for the better part of a decade. He landed Scottie Pippen and Horace Grant in the same draft. He made the trades to acquire Bill Cartwright and Dennis Rodman, two invaluable pieces to the frontcourt in the first and second threepeats, respectively. In addition, it was Krause’s international scouting ability that brought Toni Kukoc to the NBA from Croatia. Back in the early ’90s, international players weren’t often scouted because most traditional scouts and GMs didn’t believe in their NBA potential. But Krause knew Kukoc had something special, and The Waiter proved invaluable for the team’s championships in ’96, ’97 and ’98.

Krause has been on the ballot for the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame for several years, but still hasn’t gotten the call. Most pundits in the NBA world consider his omission the greatest blunder in the history of the Hall. He is on the ballot again this year in the contributor category.

Rest in peace, Jerry. And thanks for those championship caliber rosters.

Patrick Kane Right In Middle Of Funnest, Wildest NHL Scoring Race In Years

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At the time I began writing this piece yesterday evening, which was about thirty minutes before the first puck drop of the night between the Maples Leafs and Bruins, Connor McDavid and Sidney Crosby, together, occupied a single point lead in the NHL’s scoring race after the latter netted his league-leading 38th, 39th and 40th goals Sunday afternoon against Florida.

Narrowly trailing Crosby and McDavid and their league-leading 80 points were Patrick Kane, who recorded two points Sunday night during the Blackhawks triumphant comeback over Colorado, and Boston’s Brad Marchand, who, like Kane, has seemingly found himself all over the score sheet each night for the past month after, I could only assume, selling his soul to mutate from the glorified Andrew Shaw he has been for the betterment of the past decade into Pavel Bure. Each currently sat at 79 points entering last night’s action.

Art Ross Race Entering Monday Night

  1. Connor McDavid- EDM/Sidney Crosby – PIT80
  2. Patrick Kane – CHI/Brad Marchand- BOS79
  3. Nikas Backstrom – WSH75
  4. Evgeni Malkin – PIT72
  5. Mark Scheifele – WPG/Nikita Kucherov – TB71

As testament to how absurdly wild and unpredictable the spinning-out-of-control carousel the NHL scoring race has become, before I had even made it a quarter of the way through this piece, Marchand had tied McDavid and Crosby for tops in league scoring with his 80th point.

By the time I had barely begun updating the numbers and specifics in the very early rough draft of this article, McDavid had countered Marchand with two more helpers of his own – leapfrogging the Bruins winger and Crosby and subsequently taking sole possession of the Art Ross race for himself.

Art Ross Race Entering Tuesday Night

  1. Connor McDavid – EDM – 82
  2. Sidney Crosby – PIT/Brad Marchand – BOS – 80
  3. Patrick Kane – CHI – 79
  4. Niklas Backstrom – WSH – 75
  5. Evgeni Malkin – PIT – 72

Minutes is all it takes to turn this race on its head. I should have realized this long before I prematurely began writing about it. Leapfrogging chaos and one-upping is essentially an every night occurrence with these finalists so it’s no one’s fault but my own that I virtually had to start from scratch. Metaphorically speaking, this is what I get for attempting to write a game recap before the puck had even dropped.

At the pace the aforementioned names have been frequenting the score sheet, it’s almost expected that my most recent list will become obsolete hours, if not minutes, into tonight’s slate of games, as each finalist listed above aside from McDavid will be in action. Crosby and Malkin will visit Buffalo, Backstrom and his Caps play host to the white hot Calgary Flames, Marchand and the Bruins are at home versus the Senators and Patrick Kane and the Chicago Blackhawks will welcome in the Vancouver Canucks to the United Center.

Regardless of who the Blackhawks are playing, you pretty much know what you’re going to get night-in and night-out with Patrick Kane – highlight reel exploits and a boatload of points. In fact, the only player in the NHL who has scored at higher pace than the reigning Art Ross and Hart Trophy winner over the past month has been Tampa Bay’s Nikita Kucherov.

Since January 1st, you’d be hard-pressed to find anyone in the NHL hotter or more consistent than the Buffalo, NY native. Since the dawn of the New Year, Kane has posted 21 goals and 21 assists in 34 games. In that span, Kane has contributed 14 multi-point games and has been held scoreless only a handful of times – catapulting him from barely in the top 15 in the NHL in scoring to the top-3 in what felt like overnight. As we saw for much of 2015-2016 when Kane ran away with the Art Ross race after posting 106 points – Jamie Benn’s 89 points was his closest threat – the Blackhawks winger is seemingly locked in after a good, but underwhelming in Kane standards, start to the year.

All we can do now is wait and see how Kane responds to Marchand and McDavid’s slight step ahead in the race tonight. I guess the more viable question at this point would be, does the winger post a single point or multi-point game?

Follow me on Twitter @BForanNHL for live updates on the NHL scoring race. I’ll be keeping tabs on each player in action throughout the night.

It’s Official: There Will Be A David Ross Movie

The life of David Ross will now make its way to the silver screen.

It was announced today that Radar Films has picked up the rights to create a film based off Ross’ book that will be released May 9, “Teammate: My Journey in Baseball and a World Series for the Ages.” 

The film is being written by Ram Getz and John Corcoran but Ross and co-writer Don Yaeger will still have their input in the film as they are slated be the the executive producers.

Although Ross’ book discusses numerous events during his 15-year career, I’m assuming the film will focus primarily on Game 7 of the World Series when Ross hit a home run in his final at-bat and was then carried off the field.

Hopefully Ross has enough time to work on this film since he’s been so busy dancing his ass off on national television.
Now, the big question of this movie has to be, “who will play David Ross?”

Bears Draft Target Reuben Foster Draws Comparisons To Patrick Willis

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It was no doubt a surprise to many Chicago Bears fans when the word dropped that they were wining and dining Alabama linebacker Reuben Foster. Though considered one of the best draft prospects in the 2017 class, he plays inside linebacker. Generally players at that position don’t go in the top five of the draft. In fact the only one to go that high in NFL history? None other than Bears icon Dick Butkus.

Of course that pick worked out really well for the franchise. That being said it’s hard to envision Foster being at the level Butkus was. However, one must not sell the young man short. He’s building quite a buzz in the draft community of late. No, not for his heated confrontation with a hospital attendant at the scouting combine. Mostly because of his outstanding play on the field.

There is little argument that he is the most complete linebacker in this class by a pretty wide margin. A bundle of athleticism, strength, intelligence and violence. He can fly sideline to sideline making tackle after tackle. He’ll drop into coverage to blanket a tight end or running back. Then he’ll fire downhill like a missile to make stops for losses or put pressure on the quarterback. It really doesn’t matter what he’s asked to do. He can do it all.

So in that regard it’s easy to understand the interest. Still, why would the Bears consider him at #3? They aren’t totally hurting for inside linebacker help. They still have Danny Trevathan and Jerrell Freeman as starters with the promising Nick Kwiatkoski flashing his potential as a rookie last season. Then again there are likely some concerns. Freeman is getting older (31 in May) and Trevathan is coming off his second major knee injury. Perhaps Foster might be looked at as a highly valuable insurance policy.

It certainly doesn’t hurt his stock that he’s frequently compared to one of the best inside linebackers to play the game in the past three decades. Few men were more feared and respected in the NFL for a good seven-year span when Patrick Willis suited up on Sundays. The seven-time Pro Bowler was the heart and soul of the San Francisco 49ers during their epic playoff runs from 2011 to 2013. Being compared to him is the highest of praise.

It’s not just one person making this connection either. Several experts see the traits the two share.

Former NFL scout Chris Landry:

“Foster may be the best linebacker prospect that Nick Saban has had at Alabama. Foster has the elite athleticism that I saw from Patrick (Willis) coming out of Ole Miss,” Landry said. “He possesses great pursuit speed and change of direction, allowing him to play with great range in pursuit and cover running backs and tight ends as well as slot receivers. He also shows good strength to take on the run.”

Pro Football Focus:

“Player Comparison: Patrick Willis, LB, 49ers (2007–2014 seasons)

High praise, but it’s a reflection on Foster’s ability to do everything. He has the top-end athleticism that Willis had, which allows him to play sideline-to-sideline and cover running backs, tight ends and slot receivers, as well as the strength and physicality needed to consistently take on and beat blocks on inside runs.”

Daniel Jeremiah (NFL.com):

“The Bengals need to add more playmakers to their defense and Foster is one of the most explosive linebackers to come out in the last few years. He has similar range to Patrick Willis when he was coming out of Ole Miss.”

Seems the Reuben Foster Patrick Willis idea isn’t some cooked up story. It’s a widespread belief. Sure, it can often be dangerous comparing a young kid to an NFL icon. Even so when looking and their college stats and overall tape, it’s not a hard leap to make at all. Willis had 265 tackles (21 for loss), six sacks and an interception his final two seasons at Ole Miss. Foster had 188 tackles (21 for loss) and six sacks in his last two.

Thus one must return to the question at hand. If the Bears feel they are getting Willis 2.0, does that make him worth the #3 overall pick? Well if any team thought they were getting a perennial Pro Bowler, it’s a no brainer decision. Merely a matter of how fast can they turn in the card. Still, as the draft has proven so many times nothing is a guarantee. Foster not only comes with some off-the-field question marks. He also has health concerns as well. He apparently suffered a number of stinger injuries to his neck and shoulders during his time at Alabama.

Given the hard luck this franchise has had with keeping their best players on the field lately, that’s something that cannot be ignored. In order to take an inside linebacker that high, there should be as few questions as possible. Hence why the team chose to meet with him in the first place. Doing their homework and gauging whether he’s their type of player or not. Odds are they’ll have an answer by the time the draft arrives at the end of next month. If they decide to take him, it will be because they are convinced he can be another Willis.

Javier Baez Pulls Off Some More Wizardry Last Night At The WBC

Javier Baez was up to his old tricks again last night at the World Baseball Classic. He helped lead team Puerto Rico to a 4-3 victory over the Netherlands in a semi-final match up in front of 24,865 crazed baseball fans at Dodger Stadium last night.

The win means Puerto Rico will face the winner of the US/Japan semi-final game and if that game is anything like last night’s gem, fans are sure in for a treat.

Fans at Dodger Stadium saw first hand why Baez has taken on the nickname of “El Mago” (the Magician) since his arrival in Chicago in August of 2014. Cubs fans have become accustomed to the crazy defensive plays, the wild slides, the huge home runs, and the lightning quick hands that Baez has displayed the past few seasons and last night, it was on display for the world to see.

Javy first dazzled the crowd in the fourth inning when he pulled a Matrix-type slide to avoid the tag during at attempted steal of third base. (I’m sure you appreciate the irony of this situation as it’s usually Baez who is the one doing the tagging.) Baez was initially called out on the play but once it was reviewed, the tape clearly showed that some how Baez avoided the tag which overturned the ruling and he was eventually ruled safe.

Insane.

Once he was done dazzling fans on the base paths, Javy then showed off more wizardry in the field. With Puerto Rico holding a 3-2 lead in the top of the fifth inning, the Netherlands’ Shawn Zarraga ripped a double to the wall in left-center field. While Wladimir Balentien scored the tying run from second base easily, Jonathan Schoop had no such luck in his attempt to bring the go-ahead tally home from first.

What makes this play so damn impressive is the accuracy of Javy’s cannon throw to home plate. According to Statcast, Baez fired an 89.6-mph strike to the plate to retire the runner and keep the game tied. To put that in perspective, Statcast tracked only two harder assists from second basemen in 2016, both at 91.3 mph.

I’m 100% pulling for the American team to defeat the Japanese in their semi-final match-up because I can’t wait to watch Team Puerto Rico a.k.a. Team Swag show the American team how to have fun playing baseball.

And to be honest, I just really want to see Javy do more shit like this on the field.

Too much sauce.

 

Magic Happens When The Blackhawks Shoot The Puck

Dec 6, 2015; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Blackhawks left wing Artemi Panarin (72) celebrates with right wing Patrick Kane (88) after scoring a goal against the Winnipeg Jets during the third period at United Center. The Blackhawks won 3-1. Mandatory Credit: Patrick Gorski-USA TODAY Sports

To be honest, I’m still in a bit of a daze from the borderline cinematic conclusion to last night’s Blackhawks and Avalanche game. I’ve sort of just been sitting here, in the same spot on my couch from which I watched the action unfold for the betterment of the past 12 hours motionless, partially comatose and shell-shocked – you could call it – wondering just what the hell happened – how last night’s whirlwind of frustrating and anger-fueled emotions somehow concluded on such an explosive and positive note.

How is it that the Blackhawks’ worst performance of the 2016/2017 season was coincidentally their proclamation of preeminence to the rest of the league? How did the Blackhawks, during a game in which they trailed the NHL’s version of the Cleveland Browns – who some describe as being one of the worst hockey teams of our generation – for the betterment 3 periods, weave such a burlesque and embarrassing performance into a declaration of might?

Well, for one, if you followed me live tweeting the action you’d know I sold my tickets to last night’s game. Let’s call it divine intervention from the Hockey Gods sticking it in my ear for choosing greed over loyalty. But on a more serious note, it’s almost as if the Blackhawks went into last night’s game with the same, stubborn mindset I did – one that figured the Blackhawks could play on their knees with mini sticks and still come out victorious over a team that hardly qualifies as NHL competition.

It seemed that everyone aside from rookie sparkplug Ryan Hartman and starting netminder Scott Darling shared this mindset and subsequently learned the hard way that even the worst NHL team since the 2014 Edmonton Oilers is still very much an NHL team.

After taking a quick and easy 1-0 lead over household name Jeremy Smith and the Colorado Avalanche just 4:33 into the opening period, the Blackhawks – seemingly doing their best impression of me coming home from work on a hot Friday afternoon – kicked up their feet, grabbed a beer and set their tempo to cruise control.

The ensuing two periods were among the more frustrating sequences I have experienced in my days covering the team. “Inexcusable” was the reoccurring word bouncing through my head. Tonight is the night the Blackhawks could become the first team in the Western Conference to clinch a playoff spot while simultaneously taking a commanding 7 point lead over the floundering Minnesota Wild, I thought, rather they’re clinging to the finger tips of lady luck on home ice under the boot heel of a team 54 points below them in the standings. And fortunate the Blackhawks were. If not for the exploits of Scott Darling, you’d need a mathematician specializing in chaos theory to calculate just how ugly the game could have gotten.

Exacerbating the situation was the Blackhawks refusal to shoot the freakin’ puck. Now it’s only fair I go on record to declare my absolute, undying loathing for fans who continuously yell “shoot!” when their favorite team has offensive zone control. I honestly detest these individuals with every fiber of my being as much as I abhor grownups who block-out children in order to get on television during Chevy Blackhawks Pregame Live segments.

Last night’s performance was so frustratingly despicable for the better part of two periods it reduced me into what I hate most in this world, a loathsome and obnoxious “shoot the puck!” person. Only, in this rare instance was there rationality behind my, what likely sounded like, banshee-esque pleas. The Blackhawks, in particular Nick Schmaltz, were being too cute and passing up far too many high quality, grade-A scoring chances.

In net for Colorado was Jeremy Smith, a 27-year old rookie who started the season third on the Avs depth chart and was only flung into action after a season-ending injury to starter Semyon Varlamov. If the generically underwhelming name Jeremy Smith wasn’t enough to send tremors of terror crawling down your spine, perhaps his numbers this season will. In 7 games played, including last night’s, Smith has posted a 1-5 record, a save percentage of .890 and a goals against average of 3.44. In other words, Jeremy Smith is the archetype of someone you’d want to bombard with shots – something that took the cutsie, pass-happy, through-the-motions Blackhawks 2 1/2 periods to figure out.

The moment the Blackhawks collectively settled on the reality that their counterparts were indeed Jeremy Smith and the 2016-2017 Colorado Avalanche and not Dominik Hasek and the 2002 Detroit Red Wings is when the bombardment and ensuing carnage commenced.

Trading in the extra pass and cute play for the simple, when-in-doubt, good ole-fashioned strategy of just getting the puck on net is what ultimately opened the flood gates for the five goal, third period explosion that announced to the rest of the NHL that there exists an extra, previously unknown gear the already dangerous Blackhawks can kick into when desperate and cornered.