Sunday, December 28, 2025

Articles by

Aldo Soto

With a journalism degree from Eastern Illinois University and a decade of Cubs reporting, my work has appeared on 670 The Score, ESPN 1000, and the Pinwheels and Ivy Podcast. I cover Cubs news and analysis for Sports Mockery, including roster moves, game breakdowns, and prospect development.

Get Rid of Joe Girardi and More Cubs Hot Takes

This is my most meatball-y, dumbass, superstition about the Cubs and yes I'm talking about Joe Girardi...

Pete Crow-Armstrong Just Killed Any Momentum the Cubs Had

The Cubs had a 4-1 lead to begin the eighth inning during Saturday's game against the Cardinals...

Awful News for Longtime Cubs Pitcher Adbert Alzolay

This fucking blows. Adbert Alzolay is going to have some sort of surgery on his arm and...

Bradley Legend Just Saved Cubs Season in Most Improbable Win of 2024

A lot of fans were left wondering why Mike Tauchman was still on the team following the...

Cubs Prospect Taken off Field in Ambulance (UPDATE)

Chicago Cubs prospect Ezequiel Pagan was taken off in an ambulance back in June, but after missing...

MLB Exec Proposes Cubs Make Blockbuster Trade for Yankees Top Prospect

I had my hopes up following that last road trip heading into the All-Star break, but fuck,...

Veteran Cubs Catcher Out 4-6 Weeks Following Surgery

UPDATE: Tomas Nido Out 4-6 Weeks The Chicago Cubs will not have veteran catcher Tomas Nido for the...

It’s a Crime What Cubs Are Doing with Their Top Prospect

Cade Horton hasn't pitched since May, so right now Matt Shaw is the Cubs top prospect and...