Articles by
Aldo Soto
With a journalism degree from Eastern Illinois University and a decade of Cubs reporting, my work has appeared on 670 The Score, ESPN 1000, and the Pinwheels and Ivy Podcast. I cover Cubs news and analysis for Sports Mockery, including roster moves, game breakdowns, and prospect development.
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Andre Dawson Almost Hit An Actual HR During The All-Star Celebrity Softball Game On His 63rd Birthday
Andre Dawson is a beast! Celebrating his 63rd birthday on Monday, the Hall of Famer gave fans watching...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
The Latest Kyle Schwarber Trade Rumor To The Tigers Is Total Bullshit
This was actually a great way for Jim Bowden to get people talking about him again, but...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Cubs Asked The Tigers About Michael Fulmer And Daniel Norris In Recent Trade Talks
We're exactly three weeks away from the MLB trade deadline and the Chicago Cubs are smack-dab in...
Chicago Bears News & Rumors
Kyle Long Has A Girlfriend, Shannon Ford
Chicago Bears star offensive lineman Kyle Long got tired of eating alone, so now he has a...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Jon Lester Ends Cubs Shitty First Half With The Shittiest Start Of 2017
Jon Lester was lucky to get anyone out in the first inning against the Pittsburgh Pirates on...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
David Ross Is Coming Back To Play Baseball
Had enough of David Ross? Well, too bad because he's coming back to play baseball. On Saturday, former...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Ian Happ And Kyle Schwarber Hit Back-to-Back Home Runs
Down 1-0? No problem, Ian Happ and Kyle Schwarber to the rescue! https://twitter.com/TheBlogfines/status/883847076798382080 And then Kyle Schwarber's bomb. Kyle Schwarber...
Chicago Bulls News & Rumors
Summer League Update: Bulls Don’t Know How To Spell Their Own Player’s Name
The Chicago Bulls are finding new and interesting ways to be incompetent and they wasted no time...
