Articles by
Aldo Soto
With a journalism degree from Eastern Illinois University and a decade of Cubs reporting, my work has appeared on 670 The Score, ESPN 1000, and the Pinwheels and Ivy Podcast. I cover Cubs news and analysis for Sports Mockery, including roster moves, game breakdowns, and prospect development.
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Not Only Do Dumbass Fans Hate Joe Maddon, Umpires Do Too
Have some Cubs fans already forgotten about the days of Dusty Baker playing Neifi Pérez for whatever reason,...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Cole Hamels Lands A Haymaker Against Brewers Fans
Cole Hamels is the fucking man. He's been absolutely incredible since he was traded to the Chicago...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Kris Bryant’s Boner Caps Off Ugly Loss For Cubs
The Chicago Cubs lost 4-3 on Monday to the Milwaukee Brewers and the ugly defeat was capped...
Chicago White Sox News & Rumors
Old, Angry White Guy Hawk Harrelson, Doesn’t Watch LeBron James Anymore Because He’s Outspoken About Politics
I'll be pretty blunt about this, fuck Hawk Harrelson. This goes to all of you who bitch about anyone...
Chicago Bears News & Rumors
Everyone Is Stunned By The Khalil Mack Trade, Even Anthony Rizzo
I mean, everyone was already going crazy when multiple reports broke this morning, saying the Chicago Bears...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Here Are The Cubs’ September Moves
The Chicago Cubs enter the final month of the regular season with a 3.5 game lead in...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Javier Baez Sounds Off On The Way Umpires Act And He’s Right, Again
Maybe one day MLB won't have pompous assholes as umpires, but until that day comes I expect...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
It Only Took Two Batters For Joe West To Be A Giant Asshole In Cubs-Phillies Game
It's pretty sad that the jokes aren't jokes anymore about Joe West. As soon as the umpires...
