Articles by
Aldo Soto
With a journalism degree from Eastern Illinois University and a decade of Cubs reporting, my work has appeared on 670 The Score, ESPN 1000, and the Pinwheels and Ivy Podcast. I cover Cubs news and analysis for Sports Mockery, including roster moves, game breakdowns, and prospect development.
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Javier Baez Accidentally Destroyed A Bathroom In Arizona
Hey, if Javier Baez is going to hit 420-foot bombs every time he accidentally destroys a bathroom,...
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Cubs Announcer Jim Deshaies Calls Kris Bryant’s Home Run
So, normally when these things happen it's more of a half-assed prediction by a broadcaster. But no,...
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Cubs Make Smart Move With Kyle Schwarber
Kyle Schwarber has missed the last six games for the Cubs and has only started one of...
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Willson Contreras Didn’t Even Have The Worst Base Running Blunder On Sunday
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know the Willson Contreras thing already, but the dumbest base running mistake during...
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Willson Contreras Immediately Apologizes After Dumbass Mistake…Also It’s Not A Big Deal
Willson Contreras hasn't had the season most fans thought he would after carrying the Cubs through a...
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Hey, How About This, There’s Actually Good News On The Injury Front For The Cubs
The Cubs had a whole bunch of injuries suddenly pop up all at once in September, but...
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Did These Waffle Makers Just Save The Cubs Season? Yes, Yes They Have
Back on Aug. 31, we saw Ian Happ and Javier Baez celebrate a home run with a...
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And The Worst Possible News Has Been Confirmed For Pedro Strop
Pedro Strop has been ruled out for the rest of the regular season after an MRI revealed...
