Sunday, May 5, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

The Cubs With One Surprising Move On Their Wild Card Roster

Maybe it's not that big of a surprise, but the big news from today's 25-man roster for...

Cubs Reveal 25-Man Roster For Wild Card Game Against Rockies

The Cubs will be hosting the Rockies in the Wild Card Game tonight, with first pitch scheduled...

Here’s What We Know About The Wild Card Game Between The Cubs And Rockies

After Monday's tie breakers to decide the NL West and Central division champions, the Wild Card Game...

The Cubs Let The Brewers’ Worst Hitter Win The Division

This is why you never want to play in a sudden death type of game. And yeah...

It Was A Battle Of The Bullpens And The Cubs Lost

At the end of the day, the Brewers were better. Christian Yelich had an unreal run in the...

Anthony Rizzo Demolishes A Home Run To Tie Game 163

OH BABY! ANTHONY RIZZO TIES IT IN THE 5TH! https://twitter.com/darenw/status/1046826958145896450 https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1046827909195939840

Turns Out Bucks Twitter Account Is More Cringe Than The Brewers

I'm all for solidarity, but holy shit this was laugh out loud funny by the Bucks. So, the...

OK, Now I’m Really Fucking Pumped For This Tie Breaker Game!

Cubs-Brewers. Quintana vs. Chacin. Game 163, winner takes the division. LET'S GOOOOOOOO! https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1046788211723440129 First pitch at 12:05 p.m. on ESPN...