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Aldo Soto

With a journalism degree from Eastern Illinois University and a decade of Cubs reporting, my work has appeared on 670 The Score, ESPN 1000, and the Pinwheels and Ivy Podcast. I cover Cubs news and analysis for Sports Mockery, including roster moves, game breakdowns, and prospect development.

Yu Darvish Is The Cubs Ace Right Now

Who wanted the ball right after the All-Star Game to get the Cubs off to a good...

At Least Five Things Cubs Fans Should Be Pissed About After Another Embarrassing Loss

Again, why the fuck was Tony Kemp leading off? Because he sometimes makes contact? What? Solid night...

The Craig Kimbrel Updates Keep Getting Worse

Craig Kimbrel last pitched on Sept. 1, an awful outing against the Brewers as he gave up...

Eloy Jiménez Is Destroying The Royals

Eloy Jiménez has two home runs and seven RBIs in the first inning against the Royals these...

Here’s Another Not Fun Craig Kimbrel Update

Before Steve Cishek sent Cubs fans into a blind rage last night the team already had some...

Joe Maddon Somehow Picked The Worst Leadoff Hitter Yet For The Cubs

At this point it probably doesn't matter who hits leadoff for the Cubs because it seems like...

Cubs Make A Move To Their Front Office, So What’s Next?

Hey, you remember Jason McLeod, right? He's always the third guy everyone brings up when discussing the...

Kris Bryant And Jason Heyward Each Hit Two HRs And The Cubs Still Lost

Hey, at least the good news is that Kris Bryant looked good coming back after getting a...