Saturday, May 4, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

Tom Ricketts Sucks

Tom Ricketts addressed the media on Monday and after talking about how his dad isn't racist he...

No Way The Padres Outbid The White Sox For Manny Machado…Right?

White Sox GM Rick Hahn first talked about the eventual rebuild during the 2016 season. Chris Sale...

Ian Happ Will Get A Shot To Play Second Base And HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIS CAR!

Ian Happ was drafted as a second baseman coming out of college, but last year it seemed...

Shoulder Stiffness, David Bote Is A Tank And More Updates From Cubs Spring Training

Spring training is here and the Cubs are going to be playing baseball within the week. Here...

Cubs Fans Are Going To Get So Mad At Joe Maddon’s Bullpen Usage

You know what? Cubs fans have probably been mad at Joe Maddon's bullpen usage since Game 6...

New Cubs Pitcher Brad Brach Explains Why MLB Free Agents Are Pissed Off

Pitchers and catchers have reported to all 30 spring training camps this year and 100 free agents...

RUMOR: Bryce Harper Has Picked The Team He’s Signing With

We haven't really had a good Bryce Harper rumor for about a week or so, but how...

Tyler Chatwood’s Small Fix Could Be Big For Cubs

Tyler Chatwood isn't completely revamping his delivery like Carl Edwards Jr., but like his hard-throwing teammate he's...