Thursday, April 25, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

Phil Rogers, An Idiot, With The Worst Cubs Take Of All Time

I mean, what the fuck? https://twitter.com/philgrogers/status/1175176212672581632 Phil Rogers is a dumbass. Oh, how could the Cubs ever survive without...

Cubs Continue To Collapse In 2019

Alec Mills pitched 4.1 innings of scoreless baseball and even though Joe Maddon used Kyle Ryan, one...

Cubs Nico Hoerner Is Now A Top-50 Prospect

The Cubs still only have two top-100 prospects according to MLB Pipeline, but maybe things change after...

Cubs Bullpen Gets Reliever Back From Injury

The Cubs are getting right-handed reliever Brandon Kintzler back in their bullpen after missing 10 days with...

White Sox End 2019 With Four Top-100 Prospects, Luis Robert Leading The Way

Luis Robert leads the way for the White Sox in the final edition of MLB Pipeline's top-100...

Cubs Find Another Heartbreaking Way To Lose

Jack Flaherty dominated the Cubs, giving up just an Anthony Rizzo solo home run in eight innings....

WATCH: Anthony Rizzo Homers In Surprise Return From Ankle Injury

Anthony Rizzo stunned everyone on Thursday, returning to the Cubs lineup after he was expected to be...

IS THAT ANTHONY RIZZO’S MUSIC!?!?!

Holy shit! Holy shit! Anthony Rizzo is back! https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/1174819186545180672 He was just riding around in a scooter, while wearing...