Tuesday, May 7, 2024

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Aldo Soto

“Sports are dumb and so much fun at the same time.” A lead writer at Sports Mockery for over five years.

Albert Almora Jr. Avoids Arbitration With Cubs, Gets Slightly Less Than Projected

Cubs center fielder Albert Almora Jr. entered his first arbitration eligible year at the worst possible time....

White Sox Avoid Arbitration With Pair Of Relievers Including Closer Alex Colomé

The White Sox don't have many arbitration eligible players this offseason and so far they've agreed to...

Cubs And Kris Bryant Avoid Arbitration, Agree On 2020 Salary

Today is the deadline for teams and players to submit their numbers and agree on a salary...

We’re Giving Away TWO FREE TICKETS To A Cubs Game Thanks To TixBlitz!

Cubs fans, here's your chance to win two free tickets to a game at Wrigley Field this...

REPORT: Bulls Receive Bad News On Wendell Carter Jr.’s Injury

Wendell Carter Jr. just can't escape the injury bug. After missing nearly half his rookie season and...

Cubs Announce Details For 2020 Convention, Ricketts’ Family Seem To Be Hiding From Fans Again

It's hilarious that they happened to stop doing the ownership panel at the Cubs convention only after...

Kris Bryant Trade Rumors Update #6,969: Dodgers And Twins Come On Down!

I hate that I have to start every Kris Bryant trade rumor post with some sort of...

2-Year-Old Girl Struck By Foul Ball During Cubs-Astros Game Has Permanent Brain Damage

Sadly there's another terrible update about the toddler who was struck by a foul ball during a...