Articles by
Aldo Soto
With a journalism degree from Eastern Illinois University and a decade of Cubs reporting, my work has appeared on 670 The Score, ESPN 1000, and the Pinwheels and Ivy Podcast. I cover Cubs news and analysis for Sports Mockery, including roster moves, game breakdowns, and prospect development.
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Keith Hernandez Had an Orgasm Watching Pete Crow-Armstrong, Reminding New York Mets of “Worst Trade”
It's good to have some perspective because, as bad as the 2026 season has seemed for the...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Halfway Through 2026: Chicago Cubs Starting Rotation Is In Shambles
It is almost a miracle that the Chicago Cubs are seven games over .500 halfway through the...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
The Ben Brown News Is Awful for the Chicago Cubs
The Chicago Cubs were already stretching their pitching depth to the max, and then Edward Cabrera strained...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Chicago Cubs Trade for New York Mets Starting Pitcher
The Chicago Cubs, desperate for help in the starting rotation following the injuries to Ben Brown and...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Chicago Cubs Curse Continues: Best Pitcher Goes on the Injured List
This is a sick, cruel joke. A day after Edward Cabrera suffered a leg injury, the Chicago...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
From Bad to Worse: Chicago Cubs Cannot Escape Misery with Pitching Injuries
That looked bad. Chicago Cubs pitcher Edward Cabrera is headed to the injured list after suffering a...
Chicago Cubs News & Rumors
Chicago Cubs Facing Major Injury: Edward Cabrera Carted off vs. New York Mets
You have to be fucking kidding me. Chicago Cubs starting pitcher Edward Cabrera was carted off the...
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Chicago Cubs Add Jed Hoyer’s Newest Project to Bullpen After Trade
The Chicago Cubs have made a roster move ahead of their series opener against the New York...
