Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Marquee Sports Network Continues to be Horny During Cubs Games

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I have no idea what Taylor McGregor was talking about in the bottom of the fifth inning in Thursday’s Cubs game against the Cardinals and I don’t think the director at Marquee Sports Network did either because they were too busy focusing in on a lady’s ass.

The in-game segment featured McGregor talking about the unique view from an apartment building across Busch Stadium in St. Louis and as the camera shot went back to the reporter fans watching on Marquee Sports Network also got another view.

I bet Boog Sciambi didn’t expect this angle because out of context he gifted us an all-time soundbite.

A few weeks ago Marquee Sports Network highlighted Justin Turner as the fan of the game and in the brief video that accompanied the sponsored segment Turner was seen celebrating in the dugout, jumping up and down while wearing a fake ballsack hanging out of his pants.

Marquee Sports Network, the horniest station in America.

Aldo Soto
Aldo Soto
With a journalism degree from Eastern Illinois University and a decade of Cubs reporting, my work has appeared on 670 The Score, ESPN 1000, and the Pinwheels and Ivy Podcast. I cover Cubs news and analysis for Sports Mockery, including roster moves, game breakdowns, and prospect development.

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