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White Sox Fan Uses Dildo As Good Luck Charm, White Sox Get Pounded By Astros

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Sports fans, especially baseball fans, can be superstitious and I don’t think there’s a better example than a Chicago White Sox fan thinking a can of peanuts, a package of bacon oh and what’s that, oh yes, a dildo, could will her team to victory.

I’m making this up, right? Oh, my imagination doesn’t run that wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, this might look weird, but I’ll give this White Sox fan credit. She’s a die-hard. Gotta love the dedication here.

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Unfortunately, the White Sox fell behind the Houston Astros on Saturday 5-1 after five innings and despite a valiant comeback attempt, the Astros pounded 17 hits off Chicago’s pitching staff, winning 12-6.

Hopefully that White Sox fan has a dungeon room filled with better good luck charms, you know Fifty Shades of Grey style, for Sunday’s game because Lucas Giolito is starting for Chicago and the last time he pitched against Houston he allowed nine runs in two innings.

Maybe she’s also part of Bills Mafia?

https://www.sportsmockery.com/2016/10/poor-ref-has-to-remove-dildo-thrown-on-field-during-bills-patriots-game/

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