Haiku Week! For the New Coach…

Jun 9, 2025

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For those of you familiar with my two decades of work at DaBearsBlog.com, you’ll know haikus have always been an important component of my writing. Why? Two reasons. (1) They’re easy to write. (2) The silliness amuses me. This week, we enter the deadest period of the NFL calendar. Thus…haikus.

WHISPERS IN THE HALL…

“YOU ARE NOT THE SAME,” THEY SAY.

ARE THE WHISPERS TRUE?

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For twenty years, DaBearsBlog was one of the most highly trafficked independent blogs on the whole of the NFL digital landscape. DBB writes about the Chicago Bears, sure, but no one else does so using haikus, limericks, short plays, etc. In May of 2025, DBB joined the Sports Mockery team and is looking forward to a long, fruitful partnership.