I get it, you do you, rock whatever style you feel comfortable in and like Joe Maddon says, “if you think you look hot, you wear it.” But the thing is, there’s no chance in hell Kris Bryant thinks his hair looks good and if he does then he needs help.
If he’s only doing this hairstyle because of superstition or he lost a bet, then OK, hilarious. But other than those two reasons, this is getting bad, really bad and Kris Bryant needs an intervention.
Can’t be seen like this in public. We’ve seen Bryant and his mohawk-mullet combo before, but this is getting out of control.
Where’s his wife Jessica on this? Does KB not have any close friends on the Cubs to tell him that his hair looks atrocious? Is Kris Bryant just now going through his teenage rebellion phase?
Will Kris Bryant get bullied into a haircut? Time will tell.
If it is a superstition thing, then the hair has to change after last night because Bryant went 0-for-5, and made the last out of an inning his last four times up to bat.
